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mskaypawloski
kaypawloski🍓 :
A student of mine confused “masquerader” with “masturbater” and wrote an entire story about “mysterious masturbster” 💀
2026-09-10 16:45:44
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inalandcalledhannaleigh
inalandcalledhannaleigh :
he wasnt confused or messing with you, his parents were having issues in their marriage.
2026-09-10 17:41:51
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vodkaemergency
If you know, you know :
Britney hearing this…
2026-09-10 13:27:19
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urfavmom1
Beth :
Francis heard an argument at home lol
2026-09-10 03:16:50
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cgrizzle23
Cgrizzle :
My kid kink was saying thank you before anyone else.
2026-09-10 16:10:01
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oxidefitnessofficial
Oxide Fitness :
The principal
2026-09-10 21:33:22
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raininginktattoo
RainingInkTattoo🇨🇦 :
I accidentally said “orgasm” instead of “organism” when reading a science book I grade 5. Everyone burst out laughing and I had absolutely no idea why cuz I’d never even heard of the word. It was just a legit accident
2026-09-10 19:44:35
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talesofluis
Luis 🐿️ 🐈 :
The teacher
2026-09-10 18:04:01
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clayriney1
clayriney1 :
dude from modern family! clairs assistant. I just saw him on tv rn haha
2026-09-10 01:05:11
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.gymmyc
g :
As a child I thought you could change the verb “erect” to a noun “erection” meaning building or a structure… ended up writing “man-made erections” in an assignment.
2026-09-11 00:21:10
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fearlessinfirst
FearlessInFirst :
That teacher still tells that story guaranteed
2026-09-11 01:34:26
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sb8654468965
Sss :
I imagine the teacher still shares this story lol
2026-09-10 23:04:18
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sentientabyss
Evelyna :
when I was 6 I told the swimming instructor that I was feeling peevish, because I too loved to incorporate new words into regular conversation, but I guess she wasn't familiar with the word because she got alarmed and tried to send me to the washroom 😭
2026-09-10 21:35:27
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ox_redraven_xo
Krystine Valentine :
I remember when I told my mom "I have a cat fetish!".. I thought it just meant you really love something...
2026-09-10 20:18:51
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worldblender
AdeelKhamisa :
This was great storytelling, situational comedy.
2026-09-10 13:54:59
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gruncle789
Gruncle Stan :
I got suspended in 6th grade for bringing raw eggs to school. Still pissed about it
2026-09-10 14:34:45
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danabrainia
DanaBrainia :
"We all had kinks as kids." 😂🥰😂
2026-09-10 17:34:12
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boylygirlyboy
naomi :
Poor miss gonzalez she had the scare of a lifetime
2026-09-10 15:54:30
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gluteusmaximusthecat
Gluteus Maximus the cat :
My dad taught me to say masticate instead of chew because he thought it was funny. Technically that is a word for chewing but when a four year old says it, that’s not what people hear. Also it’s a super obscure word you don’t expect a 40 year old to say let alone a 4 year old. 🙃
2026-09-10 20:10:30
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thebigdoopa
thebigdoopa :
Brittany is now in congress
2026-09-10 10:38:49
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