@jamslaag: “Ohh noo please don’t make me face the chicken” 🙄 if I was a gladiator I’d have my very Harry Potter moment with the sorting hat situation, “not slytherin, not slytherin” but I’d be saying “not the chicken, not the chicken” but in the hopes that they do give me the chicken, and if they didn’t give me the chicken cause they’re like “well hey up matey boy you said you didn’t want the chicken” I’d say look lads I’ve changed my mind, give me the chicken and I’ll give you one heck of a show…