@stevewiltz_: If you’re going to take this risk, you better be armed 🤣 #facts #funny #couples #loveher

JamesB :

I told that to my wife and she chopped my fingers off with a machete

parmformarm :

don't question the man with a samurai sword [Tears of joy]

Greg Schoenlein 3 :

That was the only thing keeping him safe 😂😂😂

GriffryPen :

To be fair, a samurai would use whatever was available

Natertot :

Are you saying it’s your wife’s fault or your MIL?? lol

Jfinny78 :

Use the word “heck” but then blasts multiple F bombs in one sentence..classic!!

Michael C :

I use a machete all the time here in south fla 😂🤷‍♂️

darrellashley81 :

kristen you are do much fun.

oldbaldguy :

Everyone needs a machete!! 😀😀🇨🇦

TimmyTurkey243 :

you need the Jason mask 🤣

Dougas34 :

Oh, hell no girl every man needs at least one machete!!! How do you not know this!![Tears of joy][Tears of joy]

Steve Meeks :

I’m glad she doesn’t have that in her hand 😂😂

Dell Norris733 :

And there grandma

Tony :

[Tears of joy] I have 2...

HeatherKelly :

Math ain’t mathing sir

❌ Mater Fas ❌ :

Ron Barrios486 :

sleepy guyLincoln :

lmao

Jules :

I have a machete! 🤣🤣

Jaymescotes :

What happened to you two fat asses? 🤣 Looking good.

Angie Jinglebells :

Show me the Ozempic jab without showing me the Ozempic jab….. 🙄

briansewell433 :

I have 3 different styles of machete

bobby :

you have to protect yourself when you hit her with a blow up doll 🤣

livingthedream547 :

I would hide that if I were you 🤣