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⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Raccoon ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 🏎️ :
I say my mum was a bicycle
2026-09-09 23:56:19
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midiveil :
Someone asked me why I WASNT in a wheelchair once…I said I was autistic
2026-09-11 19:25:13
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Chronic Growing Pains ♿️ :
Unironically using these
2026-09-10 00:40:08
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˗ˏˋ ZEN¡!TH ˎˊ˗ • Sworn Enemy :
Gonna start using that cat food one for more than just this because I did actually eat cat food when I was little
2026-09-11 19:41:27
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stevie faye || סטיװי :
well a chair without wheels wouldn’t get me very far, now would it?!
2026-09-10 20:52:37
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readzb00kz :
I went to have my corneas examined due to eye issues and the nurse asked me why I was using a walking stick...not to do with my eyes, that's for sure 😅
2026-09-11 09:51:05
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Katherine Kobold :
If I ever need a wheelchair I'm gonna keep the 100 bees one in mind.
2026-09-10 08:27:54
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Levi 🧿 :
I honestly think the format of "remember [blank]?" works so well with literally anything remotely famous. "Why are you in a wheelchair?" "Remember Justin Bieber...?" and just watch them become confused
2026-09-10 20:59:36
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✨fym nuh uh✨ :
Just stare through them into the void and mumble a single word. then refuse to elaborate. if doesn’t matter what word you say, only the way in which you say it.
2026-09-11 01:21:52
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coal :
“i am unfortunately very unwell and there is no cure” it’s true, it’s sad enough to shock them, they hopefully won’t ask again, and if they bring up jesus i explain about the c*lt i was in. at that point they’re leaving me alone ☺️
2026-09-10 22:58:50
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Shy₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ :
I fr stay saying why arent you
2026-09-10 17:40:19
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Ariana Parker :
“ I asked someone else why they were in a wheelchair “ well so very slowly wheeling away looking in their direction not blinking
2026-09-09 23:59:35
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depechemaude :
My favourite is « oh this? Yeast infection » sometimes it’ll be followed by « why would you say that to a stranger that’s disgusting and personal » and my response is always « oh so you get the point? »
2026-09-11 00:03:43
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wheelie.green :
Oh I’m SO using the cake one actually
2026-09-09 23:48:19
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appleuser5966586 :
My favorite for adults is my dad was a bike. For kids I say I didn’t eat enough veggies
2026-09-09 23:50:13
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Bunny :
“My legs hurt, bitch!”
2026-09-10 03:31:37
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greatgiraffe :
thank you so much 😭 I’ve had to start using my wheelchair at college for the first time and I’ve been running out of satire responses to give to classmates
2026-09-10 01:36:39
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jriepen :
I tell kids to ask that I’m a mermaid secretly
2026-09-09 23:59:20
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Sebastian Kellina 🍉 :
I went to a wedding yesterday and not one person asked or commented on the wheelchair I was using (rented) and that surprised me tbh
2026-09-12 00:44:49
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serensdarillium :
“You ever wonder what happens when you knock on the glass at the aquarium… yeah”
2026-09-10 00:00:28
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El; 🐈⬛ :
just gaslight them. "Wheelchair, what wheelchair?"
2026-09-10 12:20:09
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gothgeousgeorge :
Hello Diva I tried to send you a message about an account but I didn’t realise sending the account itself would count as a message 😭😭 dropping this here so you don’t think I’m recommending this guys acc to you
2026-09-10 10:42:06
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