@amymaurercreel:

TracyZ :

“You can’t just pick a fucking meatloaf” should be on a T-shirt.

fabulous_dawn7 :

Everything is so much effort

lyladrienne :

What dinner recipe requires dried pineapple? I understand using canned pineapple in certain recipes but dried? I know that’s not the point but it’s where I got stuck in this story 😂

JuliaGulia :

And if you find any, it’s $4,128 for 3 ounces and a $600 deductible.

Lee2025 :

Ahh hell Amy, put chopped dried prunes in it instead! That’ll fix him right up! 😂

char :

Oh well, live, laugh, love😂😂😂

TrippinThruLife :

Typically I would say F that guy, cook your own weird dinner. But this guy never knows what creatures will be at the house on a daily basis so he gets some slack.

Botz :

Everything is hard.

JennNard :

I know who you remind me of! Bob Newhart, King of Dry Comedy! You must be the Queen!

D O :

Trader Joe’s

TexGenX :

Just a suggestion but if your husband would like a new recipe for dinner, he needs to make sure all new or special ingredients are in the pantry for you to use. This is a rule in my home and has saved hundreds of arguments over the decades between me and my husband.

Pixie :

Yeah, the world is telling me that a house and retirement are within reach but they’re on back order, and might be permanently out of stock

2189mu :

What kind of a meal required dried pineapple??? Now I’m invested!!

Bobby :

At my Grocery outlet store here, we have dehydrated pineapple 😁

@marthadixonsmith :

Grilled fresh pineapple is SO much better than dried pineapple

Julieann Potter 🇮🇪 :

What in the name of ….. needs dried pineapple ??? [Innocent]

Twinkletwinklelittlestar :

Costco

Leigh Anne :

So true! Also my husband knows that if the random ingredient he wants isn’t on a frozen pizza, it’s not happening.

TG Mags :

My dad used to wind people up by asking in shops if they had tartan paint.... this feels like this 😂😁

Rickhugs :

Download that app where you can take a photo of your fridge and it suggests recipes. Send him the recipes to him and tell him that’s what you’re having 😂

MikailaIGuess :

Did you ever have a post about being a 3rd grade teacher in Louisiana and that was how you got into animal rescue or was that a weird fever dream I had

pearl :

Cowboy C 🏳️‍⚧️ :

Exactly

Leslie6468 :

When I asked my husband what he wants for dinner, he often replies “we could BBQ something.” I enjoy replying “or we could oven something, or skillet something”

spottedboot :

He just does these weird food requests to get your attention. 😂 He's jealous of the dogs.