@deadliestlift: 425lb World Record Single Leg Deadlift I want to know what the heaviest single-leg deadlift is, and I KNOW that the fastest route to finding out is to claim that this is the heaviest so I can bait people into refuting me. People don’t want to help by answering questions, but by golly they will undertake a thesis project’s worth of research and writing if it means proving someone wrong. I’m sure this all stems from the original sin. Which is the first sin, not a sin that is novel. The latter is cooler. Actual original sin is something we are born with that is stored in the butt. Novel sin is something like snorting the powdered remains of a juvenile dolphin, purchased with money scammed from an elderly woman with terminal cancer who fosters 12 dogs, off a male stripper while starting an orphanage fire with religious texts. I'm sure that one is new. The sin in that case is obviously depriving 12 dogs of a loving home. The dolphin had it coming, stripping is a more respectable profession than investment banking, and if the mormons didn’t want me to burn their text they should stop leaving it on my doorstep. What about the orphanage? Obviously we are burning it because it’s winter and the state cut the funding on the little freeloaders so it could be used for more important projects like cameras in the sewer lines to surveil my butthole. They are looking for the sin you see. The butt sin. That is why they tell you not to put things in there. You might get the sin on you. The sin that lives in your butt is what makes you treat others poorly, do bad things, and act uncharitably. It is not the fact that you have lived a life free from introspection and an attempt to understand those around you, it’s the sin in your butt. Don’t believe me? If you reach in there and poke it with your finger, you’ll find it. That is actually what all those catholic priests were trying to find. Anyways, let me know if anyone has single-leg deadlift more than me or if you disagree with the theological implications of the prostrate being the fruit of knowledge. Kkthxluvubye. @raskolapparel @psychopharma @bearfootshoes @tsunamibarsports Code DEADLIESTLIFT to save!

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