@possiblymaria: Comment the most lowkey evil job you’ve heard of ✨🎀 #pov #satire #humor #america #comedy

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mr.healyourgirl
Helios_Cos :
No lead up, just Deloitte 🤣
2026-09-10 18:18:37
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tall_gnomey
Tall_Gnomey :
“I work for Deloitte” 😭😭😭
2026-09-10 16:56:26
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leankat
cato :
As someone who works in AI this is how I feel now when I tell people my job😭
2026-09-11 07:52:32
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thelittlelifeofjo
Jo :
Got a LinkedIn notification that a friend transitioned from sustainability to… working for OpenAI
2026-09-10 17:10:47
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wjxeklxrd24
eleri :
working in tech realising it severely limits your job opportunities when you're not cool with mass surveillance or murder
2026-09-10 19:59:56
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dagger_22c
B.Chen :
Bad bitch ballistics slaps
2026-09-10 16:26:46
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dvonshe
Dev :
I knew someone who worked as a lawyer for CPS. As in, she defended CPS against child victims of abuse AND COUNTER SUED
2026-09-11 02:41:17
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jack.van.dyke111
jack.van.dyke111 :
realizing so many jobs are just evil bc capitalism is evil 😭
2026-09-10 19:50:21
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ericadangelo1
GhostRobot :
I knew someone who was a corporate attorney who's specialty was defending companies who poisoned their employees with asbestos from lawsuits.
2026-09-10 17:45:27
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swarmfoundation
☆ :
as an envi sci major you would not BELIEVE the amount of people in my major that are planning on going into oil rigging
2026-09-10 17:28:19
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howellslesbians
mads (howellslesbians) :
i have a bachelors in environmental science and its scary how many people DO NOTTT care about the environment that do it but rather just finding the least harmful way to exploit it for profit and like helping developers make money :( i just want to work with birds man 💔
2026-09-10 22:36:25
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nitamabee
underthesky :
met a dude at the bar who worked for boeing, ducked him, then immediately ran into a homeland security dude 😭 in the land of opps i want a decently wealthy but not evil bf man
2026-09-10 20:14:53
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madison_golly
madison_golly :
I took a pre-law class and one guy said he wanted to be a lobbyist. Okay, not too crazy, he could lobby for teacher’s unions or environmental protections. NOPE, his dream was to lobby for big tobacco.
2026-09-10 17:59:20
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tulip.indie
Emmalee 💗💋 :
Worked at Disney, the amount of old coworkers I have that now work at Lockheed is insane. The most magical place on earth to bombing the earth
2026-09-10 17:37:08
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kellystoleyourjelly
kelly :
gerrymandering broooo 😭😭😭😭
2026-09-11 07:44:19
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elliepark2
Ellie Park :
I met a guy who was proud to make drones for war. Not a bit of shame
2026-09-10 21:09:10
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elistrawn_
Eli :
forgot "I'm an IT manager... for data centers!"
2026-09-10 17:18:41
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soycowboy8
yosoycowboy :
Believe it or not they all think they’re genuinely doing good in the world and they always thank God for it but they’re only grateful for their own success in feeding off of the planet and others
2026-09-11 02:25:34
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latuladi
Mya :
the way so many people have no morals is insane
2026-09-10 18:02:30
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yarrow247
Yarrow :
"yeah I do flock studies" "oh like birds?" "no, cameras"
2026-09-11 02:29:36
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chimkenugget666
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i started college as an environmental geoscience major and i dropped it after i went to the first career fair and realized im not talented enough for nasa or a phd, and the only other option was to be a supervillain
2026-09-10 22:18:07
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maditraps
Madison :
Someone has to! You get over it❤️
2026-09-10 20:54:42
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paninipresslover
T :
That one duke girl who is a Philosophy & Ethics major and got chewed up on linkedin for working for Lockheed this summer and McKinsey the next 😭😭😭
2026-09-10 21:47:23
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mothfet
Moth 🍂 :
in avionics because I like planes and electronics.. unfortunately.. all roads lead to Lockheed Martin…
2026-09-11 00:41:21
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leftfemme
Nneka | law, style, life :
I’m a civil rights lawyer don’t even get me started
2026-09-10 21:03:20
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