@barnaclefoods: Kelp is our everyday. When will you give it a taste?

𝑪𝑶𝑫𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬: TURTLESツ :

Tf does umami ever mean

Bootycheekz :

Wtf does umami taste like people just say that fuckin word

walden :

no way thats not salty af

saxton :

did not discribe the tast at all bru 😹, she just said savory umami mild fresh and crisp, BRU COMON WHAT

futoks :

Funny that people that want to sound “deep” in food tasting always have to say umami it just makes me laugh 😆

khudd45 :

Haven’t had that in many years

FREAK RC :

as long as it dont taste like pickle I'll taste

Ana? :

Explaining how it tastes the same way perfume commercials explain how good their perfume is.

FreedomInGlory :

Why would I want MSG?

Graves :

are these at like whole foods yet or what

BumblebeeElayna🐝 :

That’s one thing I love about Alaska

🌙ℤyevari Plexus🦊 :

I. LOVE. THE. SOUND. IT MAKES.

Baloo Berry :

I want to bite into long tube not chip

bx :

so were to i find these

Saint Ghostly :

They look amazing

chaoticglamxx :

They look yummy

Mark Beshai :

I want this so bad.

Dave :

Ooh Mami

Satoru_Gojo :

George S. Midla :

yuk

₊˚꩜ 🦄🍭𝕃𝕌ℂ𝔼ℕ𝔸🍭🦄 ✮˚₊ :

it's low-key tasty I at it fresh from the water when I went to Alaska but the texture is horrible after the first few crunches cuz it's slimy

Flip the gardner :

yuck just crazy

Will :

Taste like price gouging!!!

Cenzo :

you don't want to cook that first? what's that look like under a microscope?

sticka4inme :

Just out here pissing off plankton because y'all are one step closer than he is to getting that secret Krabby patty recipe. [Laugh approved][Tears of joy]