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Only time I choked ever; I was young, idk how young exactly.. maybe 12. One day I had the BRILLIANT idea to eat ice cream with Doritos in it. I was enjoying it tho, it was an “invention” of mine( I would have many if these in my youthful endeavors) .. so I was happily 12yr old me walking around eating ice cream RIGHT OUT the tub, with Doritos in it. Out of nowhere I have the urge to take a big bite(scoop) of ice cream.. I feel nothing but excitement as the cold sugary goodness slid into my oblivious body.. I go ahead & swallow… at this point I have dropped the ice cream tub, I heard nothing but the eery metal like clink of the spoon hitting it hardwood floors.. a moment of silence, fear, & powerless urge to swallow the unruly mistake I have made. I quickly realized I am doomed. I look around the kitchen & I catch a glance of something… something bright, a figure, a hero.. my mom, with the look of 100 worried mothers in her eyes. I can sense her urgency & at this point I have accepted my fate. Weather it was death or beating; I didn’t care, all I knew was that I never yearned for the presence of my mother more at this moment. The absolute moment she got to me, she immediately shoved her finger down my throat & forced me to puke. Thus releasing the lodged Dorito & saving my life. My mother, no, my hero taught me 3 things that day. 1) don’t be a dumbass & mix Doritos with ice cream. 2) she will save my life if she can even if it means I have to suffer a bit. 3) don’t choke.
2026-09-12 17:57:30