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Luca :
Went on flight simulator to fly back from a UCL away day and crashed the plane because my team was too overpowered
2026-09-11 12:17:30
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Mo :
Accidentally pooped myself mid game but couldn’t go loo as wasn’t half time yet
2026-09-11 11:59:08
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Random wolves fan :
Subbed off my retiring legend on his shirt number
2026-09-11 14:51:59
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drogu.utd :
i sold my 4x ballon dor winner for 100 mill he was 26 years old and 94 rated btw
2026-09-30 13:17:44
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licky :
I had to cut a player from the squad because he was found touching the youth players so he went to prison aka the reserves until he retired
2026-09-11 20:54:51
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seth taylor :
Once my young winger retired early because of an injury so I pretended he died and he was number 78 so every game at the 78th minute I would pause the game and clap
2026-09-12 10:25:05
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Kris :
one of my players played for equador and they lost the world cup final so i pretended it was his fault and he got killed by the fans so i released him
2026-09-11 15:28:36
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cocka⚫️⚪️ :
I wrote every contract on paper
2026-09-12 06:28:39
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ᴶᴮ🤝 :
i write chants in my notes app for players and sing them when they score or when they’re playing well. i also imagine edits of them in my head
2026-09-11 15:38:04
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RORY MURT🇮🇪 :
playing a 63 rated guy instead of a 74 rated player cuz I like the 63 rated player better
2026-09-14 00:06:26
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JacobUTI🟣🔵 :
Had to restart game because there was a fire in the south stand (we were just losing 3-0 vs bottom of the league)
2026-09-11 14:40:09
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Harry Moore :
Pretending the referee had technical difficulties when my xbox controller ran out of batteries
2026-09-11 15:12:29
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DroppedYaAss :
signed sancho
2026-09-11 14:09:55
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Eli :
I once wore a suit and tie for my club’s Europa League final wasn’t even the UCL😭
2026-09-11 13:17:23
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Burgoyne :) :
Team building movie night goes wrong as we watched a horror and half the squad couldn’t sleep, champions league game the day after, lost 3-1
2026-09-11 13:49:34
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🧱⚒️ARCH⚒️🧱 :
I went to West Ham staudiam and thought my star player samu was playing up top but it was just taty
2026-09-11 12:01:15
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:
I managed my club player internationally and I forgot to call him up so I made a made up scenario where he got kidnapped and couldn’t go to the World Cup like Johan cruyff
2026-09-11 12:27:14
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Jenson🦉🇺🇸 :
Restated game 0-0 in 82nd minute saying game got postponed bc a fan had a heart attack in stands then had a minute applause game after
2026-09-12 17:39:33
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Mo :
Accidentally poo mid game but couldn’t go toilet as not half time yet
2026-09-11 11:59:42
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Josefdossss :
I genuinely interviewed myself once
2026-09-15 19:37:01
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TallManStan :
I had two youth academy players (Jonathan Bailey and okropir tabatadze) Bailey had an abusive father and an absent mother, mostly living with his grandparents. I signed free agent toni fruk who became a second father to him, then I sold him to chelsea (offer i couldnt refuse situation) and I made sure my other youth kid tabatadze was there. then one game tabatadze got injured and on his returning game, his girlfriend wasnt in the stands, she had broken up with him at half time, so he got subbed off and didnt play for 13 games until bailey helped him recover fully just as tabatadze had done for him, currently they are living in a shared accommodation, basically brothers (tabatadze went through this because he was playing shite and I just didnt wanna play him)
2026-09-12 01:07:16
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Itzhavoc1 :
Dropped my star player while in a promotion fight because he was going out with the captain’s ex wife a few weeks after they got a divorce and obviously we have to back the captain
2026-09-11 15:54:48
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𝓐𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓸𝟙𝟜𝔁𝓜𝓪𝔁𝟛🎿 :
actually blew bubbles before a match irl to make the essence of my West Ham career
2026-09-20 19:46:30
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Harper :
When i was younger pretended to be the ultras with my teddies and i had a drum
2026-09-12 16:10:40
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Lyarn futbol :
retired before the champions league final 😭
2026-09-11 20:24:28
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