@addictsandalcoholics: I NEED SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. 😭😭😭 It is SUMMERTIME. The sun is absolutely cooking the neighborhood. ☀️ The grass is probably sweating. Meanwhile this woman said: “Before I mow this lawn, let me make sure I’m dressed appropriately.” 👒 Hat? CHECK. 👕 Long sleeves? CHECK. 👖 SWEATPANTS?! CHECK. 🧤 Gloves? CHECK. 👟 Closed shoes? CHECK. 😷 COVID MASK?! ABSOLUTELY. MA’AM. 😭 YOU ARE NOT MOWING A LAWN. YOU ARE ENTERING A BIOHAZARD ZONE. The way she’s standing there too… like she’s about to brief the neighborhood: “Alright everybody… I’ve assessed the situation. The grass is extremely dangerous. We’re gonna need the mower, two gloves and full respiratory protection.” 😂😂😂 And I KNOW she looked at the weather before leaving the house and thought: “92 degrees? Perfect. Let me put on my winter outfit.” Meanwhile everybody else outside is wearing shorts and questioning every life decision that led them to this heat. She has more PPE on than somebody cleaning up a nuclear spill. THE GRASS DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU. 😭 Imagine being a blade of grass watching this woman approach: 🌱: “Oh shit… she’s wearing the mask. We’re finished.” And the lawn mower probably hasn’t been this intimidated since 1997. The funniest part is that she’s probably completely comfortable too. Meanwhile I’m looking at this picture thinking: “WHAT YEAR ARE WE IN?!?” Summer. Sun blasting. Sweatpants. Long sleeves. Gloves. Mask. She didn’t come outside to mow the lawn. She came outside to survive the lawn. 💀😭 Tag somebody who would somehow look at this and say: “Honestly… she’s dressed appropriately.” 😂
