“At least I don’t have a fetish for asthma” has haunted me for years
2026-09-12 16:54:15
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Salixtree 💙🦅🪄✨ :
I heard once "I gave you my virginity and you give me chocolate?!"
2026-09-11 17:52:13
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★«ikwmip»★ :
I heard once 'well in supernatural you need to burn the body, did you do that?' 😭
2026-09-11 23:14:28
11672
Und3ad (× 𐃷 ×) :
Heard two teenage boys on shift at the grocery store arguing about if the existence of New York meant there was an old York 😭
2026-09-12 17:23:22
5599
jimmy mushroom /🌕🐁/🦗🎸 :
i heard a guy in a fancy suit, with full conviction, say “bro you don’t get it, Gabriel is the highest of the archangels!”
2026-09-11 18:58:41
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Beabadoobian :
I once heard "I'm sweating like a pedo at a wiggles concert"
2026-09-12 12:51:40
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Totally Torchic :
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU SMELL LIKE UNPAID CHILD SUPPORT" like what does that mean
2026-09-11 20:04:11
7752
Nate 🩷 🤍 🧡 :
"You KNOW I'm anti bread." A decade ago. It haunts me. what does it mean.
2026-09-12 19:22:08
5339
Head Bobble :
I once heard "so those panties you stole, can I borrow them?"
2026-09-11 20:32:26
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Alastor :
I heard a girl say “bro did you hear my 50 year old friend fucked a preteen I wish I joined” like WHAT
2026-09-11 20:52:37
1348
Morgan |-/ :
“Are you sure she doesn’t speak for the trees? Are you CERTAIN?” In the next aisle at Target
2026-09-11 22:11:17
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fishii :
once heard “SPONGEBOB ISNT A SPONGE HES MADE OF WATERPROOF SWISS CHEESE”
2026-09-11 23:38:58
1336
𝑳𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒑..𓈒ིུ❤︎ :
“did someone shit inside your skull & forget to stir” i will never get over it.
2026-09-14 00:12:16
315
🦢 Finn ☁️ :
and the best part is they have airpods in so you cant tell if they're talking to you or not
2026-09-11 20:02:09
3977
mac n cheese ✇ :
"he just got a crocodile. yeah! it lives in his bathroom"
2026-09-15 08:21:38
299
Isla [No.1 Krash fan🥳☆] :
"you can just look at someone and tell theyre supposed to be ginger" i heard that once while trying not to be late for maths😭
2026-09-13 14:26:52
582
ericcartman :
WUT r these comments???
2026-11-08 06:04:14
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✨️🚦Z0mbieCat🚦✨️ :
heard "i will litterly go get castrated right now" some guy was saying to these Mormons but man I snapped my head around so quick
2026-09-11 19:35:32
1097
arachnidsgrip8all :
Heard in the airport a guy in a fancy suit pass by saying “there was even shit on the ceiling!”
2026-09-12 09:20:43
445
Astral :
I once heard “tall twinks do not exist in this world” and my friend gasped like it personally offended her
2026-09-12 09:44:01
210
_.0.avery.0._ :
I intentionally say out of pocket things while passing by strangers
2026-09-12 12:47:27
275
anya_bbyyy :
i saw a monk in robes in a shopping mall on christmas eve, he said on the phone to someone “god, i feel like im on a hellish planet in here!”😭😭
2026-09-13 05:04:38
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user7709294082 :
“He’s canonically married to pinkie pie!” The worst part? I knew who they were talking about. I don’t even watch Mlp why do I know this?
2026-09-13 04:02:32
560
🧷⚙️Indigo/Tyto 🪶🏹 :
Some poor soul had to hear the end of my conversation with no context, which was only a forlorn sigh and the statement “So I guess my Furby’s transgender…”
2026-09-12 14:31:48
210
Forsee626 :
Once heard "no, if a women gets a man pregnant it's mpreg. If a women gets another women pregnant, it's regular preg"
2026-09-14 13:33:15
126
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