Robert The Weirdo
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Friday 11 September 2026 22:50:08 GMT
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brandon.xls🇨🇦 :
One kid in my sixth grade class would eat those chicken breast and cranberry snack packs every morning, and he’d rip ass so hard against the plastic chairs that it shook the ground. He was bigger, so you heard his cheeks ripple. I sat behind him. Still mentally scarred.
2026-09-11 23:38:38
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Cheesy :
A lion does not hold in his roar.
2026-10-28 16:45:50
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Oceana :
I can’t hold my farts, and usually they’re quiet, but sometimes they come out as absolute cheek clapping, pants ripping, ground quaking explosions that make me laugh so hard I cry.
2026-09-12 00:05:04
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ʟɪᴢ ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ :
i had the kind that claws at ur stomach begging to be let out while the teacher was crashing out on the class
2026-10-21 05:45:32
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Golden_Queen_VTuber :
mama didn't raise no fart holder, let it rip to assert dominance
2026-11-05 22:12:37
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.callix. :
one time I accidentally farted during the silent part of the pledge of allegiance
2026-09-17 02:21:21
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Singing Opal :
you hold it in then it bubbles back into your stomach
2026-10-25 18:07:41
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TheVoid :
I know to rip silent…unfortunately the smell also learned to ambush…
2026-09-12 13:10:41
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Shadow Rebel :
glad im not in class rn, cause mines stank! lmao 🤣
2026-09-12 00:13:19
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1LLU510N :
There was a kid who did that for all four years of High School and I had him for homeroom for the last two and one of them I WAS BEHIND HIM
2026-09-12 07:55:46
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graydenloveday :
I’m afraid I’m the asshole
2026-09-12 03:43:22
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Bickles :
You remind me of sinjin from victorious
2026-10-27 19:15:06
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Monstra Max :
I hold in to the point I feel agony in my stomach and can not take the pain anymore.
2026-10-20 21:42:19
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Traveler :
I don't think a SINGLE person at any of my old schools held in their farts (im guilty of this as well)
2026-09-13 04:09:21
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niallerr :
and then you have to evacuate bc they let out a fucking nuclear bomb
2026-09-13 14:28:00
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🍎ᝰ.ᐟ ANT :
We had a kid in high school like that. Like dude. Have some manners 😭
2026-09-11 23:05:06
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Null :
One time back in third grade we were getting yelled at by our teacher. I let the nastiest, loudest fart out known to man. I still remember the unamused look on her face.
2026-09-15 03:52:50
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yugo :
It was ME
2026-09-11 23:53:51
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evil-evil :
in the last class of the day I would get my seat kicked by the kid behind me and he wouldn't stop even with the teacher involved. so when I felt a fart coming on it was like God was on my side and made it a silent fart. he stopped right then and there
2026-10-26 12:10:01
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eaterofkings :
There was a guy in one of my classes who had an AOE damage over time effect if you got too close. Scarring.
2026-09-12 17:56:21
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Megatrans :
I hate how everyone laughs when someone farts. It's normal bodily behavior😭
2026-09-12 18:50:18
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N/A :
I can't fart at school. I tried in the hallway and I couldn't
2026-09-12 03:02:44
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💙🍄🟫💙 :
for this specific reason I learned how to control the volume of my farts
2026-10-27 14:20:03
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Lucario :
Me knowing im that one guy:
2026-09-12 00:00:10
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꧁SceneQueen꧂ :
During my scicon trip there was this kid who decided he needed to announce he farted and it smelled like bad meat
2026-09-11 23:52:03
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