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heat.pegseth :
Crafton has an entire pumpkin patch somewhere on base
2026-09-12 16:46:00
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lpaceyl :
“I have my ways” is an iconic phrase across all junior enlisted across the DoD I swear. It always follows something so niche.
2026-09-12 02:28:50
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Fulgrim :
The last time I met a Crafton I denied hanging out with him so many times. Then I finally did, he brought Disaronno, pizza, and little crafts to my room every weekend from that day forward. And he was literally my favorite person I met during my time in the Army.
2026-09-12 04:47:19
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BonggleMania :
its crazy when you look around the unit and you cant find a crafton and you gotta come to terms with the fact you're him.
2026-09-12 04:47:17
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Silky :
I’d chill with Krafton 🤷🏼♂️dude could probably have a conversation about anything.
2026-09-12 01:02:14
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whitty25mm :
Thankfully Crafton uses his powers for good
2026-09-12 01:04:27
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Yahir Escobedo :
The “yall got plans” this weekend is so real the weird guy in the unit is a dawg tho ended up hanging out with him and ngl so worth it he’s my bro now lmao
2026-09-12 02:25:40
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LampLeg :
For anyone wondering, that's a XXL shirt he's wearing. Chief is just built different
2026-09-12 01:03:57
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JCCutty :
The safe when Crafton turned on the charm
2026-09-12 01:18:03
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Chris D. Yapper :
Promote ahead of peers
2026-09-12 01:03:07
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Tim Erik :
He’s chill tho
2026-09-12 20:48:07
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G. Dorcus :
these videos always make me laugh😂
2026-09-12 01:09:55
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Jesse :
yo I have picked so many fuckin locks because a key broke my platoon literally comes to me if they have an issue with a lock 😂
2026-09-14 23:17:24
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Vellichorous :
Seems like a cool guy imo.
2026-09-14 22:05:01
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Cariisa :
That one crawler titan in aot
2026-09-14 21:16:03
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Mario N :
I had to brake into csm car because he locked his keys in he was waiting for 30 min already came over with a wire hanger and gor him in less then a minute
2026-09-15 19:13:29
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someone.111 :
hes way to calm. you know hes dangerous when it comes to it.
2026-09-12 01:06:25
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MrJayLP :
Acting is supreme, guy could really do a serious acting role
2026-09-12 03:32:41
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rightovarycyst :
be nice to these guys please 😭😭😭 theyre usually super sweet
2026-09-12 03:24:24
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31B_Eddie :
My 1st Sgt had a safe he forgot the combo. He offered a four day for anyone that could open it. I got that open in 10 mins he hugged me saying he loved his “gangbangers from Los Angeles. The commander just told him EO EO. 😂😂😂
2026-09-12 03:12:59
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MrLero :
pumpkin seeds are great
2026-09-12 04:29:53
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bezerker4kickstar :
pumpkin seeds slap
2026-09-12 01:27:50
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Viking Tyr :
I deployed with a Military Intelligence BDE and became MI myself. I knew ALOT of Craftons in my day....lol.
2026-09-12 01:26:53
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