@4rva.airy: #fyp #babypanda #healing

hey123742 :

The true dragon warrior

🎻violino :

baby po?

Hannah.🐑 :

"gave me birth"

Pedacat :

i peed on the doctor when i was born

[REDACTED] :

yo i have a sticker of it

gustavo🇵🇱λ :

good night old friend

𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚 :

as a panda lover I would cry in happiness

roadkill 🐀 :

My mom didnt let my sister in the room for like an hour because i was ugly af

baby panda (po) :

🥰congrats

♪🩸❄️雪血 — 𝖄𝖚𝖐𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖎❄️🩸♪ :

my uncle tried thorrowing me out of the window cuz i stared at him in disgust.

Shits & giggles :

My mom gave brith to me in a shirt that said out for blood😭

szary_oscypek :

It’s lowkey peak

𝓛 🫐⋆ ˚｡⋆ :

its actually so cute

˚꒰ঌCaine.exe໒꒱˚ :

The nurses would probably call you Panda baby by now 😭

𝕺𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖘𝖔𝖓 :

I was a minion as a baby😲[i was yellow]

BOOBS12345674567 :

my mom pooped while she gave birth to me

♡⃛izabellaquietchildever♡⃛ :

my mom says i was bit purple and literally screaming like there was a killer murdering my family simply because I was starving, I was literally foodie and big back since birth🙏

rᥲіᥒᑲ᥆ᥕ_ᑲᥙᥒᥒі_🦄✨ :

i was born with a tooth and my sister was born with a blue nose

kii :

when i was born my mom said i looked like a tomato from how red i was and i was like super bald like no hair in sight

alek :

do u like dumplings per chance?

🫧Yaya(•w•)/🪼 :

when i was born i was eating the umbilical cord

Мистер потные подмышки :

𝙉𝙚𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙞🛸 :

I have to wear a weird shirt when I give birth to my first baby fr

🧘🏻 :

I’m so fuking jealous

🎀🐈‍⬛~Mina ~🩷🫶 :

When I was born I had a blue ass