@tomford19: You’re a rockstar #fyp #foryou #corporatelife

user1485717388931 :

and then the first paycheck hits and youre sending messages like this too lmao

Vladyslav 🇺🇦 :

in my experience please DO NOT POST ANYTHING TO GENERAL

smellyshirt5 :

I could not believe how serious they take email at a state govt agency. Like, they review a 3 line email for 5 hours just to make sure there's no sarcasm and no ill intent and all formal. fing crazy boring sh

dogfrankdog :

Not true corporate content - as true corporate is forced to use Teams 😭

NotBen✝️ :

r_willi :

That kind of corporate nonsense makes me wanna die. I don't know anyone lives like that

fizZzPOPpOp :

I love Australian Jimmy Tatro

itscib0 :

Worked in a corporate setting got put into a meeting by week 5 with hr and my manager reviewing my place in the “family” because I didn’t send good morning and goodbye messages when clocking in and out in the general chat

Niko :

Hate office small talk so bad

JAMES 🇬🇧 :

you couldn’t pay me to go back into corporate, it’s a sad way to spend your time on this planet

Jordanrif :

Let’s circle back and synergize after discussing cross functional platforms. Remember, let’s not boil the ocean.

Known Alpaca :

This is frying me

Darling Buds :

"...and that's how I got my first warning from HR"

DSX life :

Repkentless :

Let’s circle back and do what now??

Davidetam :

Ethan wilding but Liam needs to chill

Vinicius Paim :

In my experience, don't trust them. Clock in, clock out, do your job, don't tell anyone about your weekend, family, hobbies, etc. Don't you ever consider your job or your coworkers/teammates as a "second family" or "bff". Because, they want you to be good, but not better than them...

vajajarie :

I was a victim of posting in the “introduce yourself” channel

aashelina :

do not under any circumstances share personal updates, hobbies, extracurriculars, or get too close to anyone. okay have fun!

Lara Sousa :

The 🚀 gives me fucking PTSD

AV10☦️ :

Tom ford the goat, can I get a reply

jodesnp :

oh god is this what’s it’s like when i ask a new starter if they’re on linkedin 😭😭

Ethan_Hinds2007 :

Jack :

B Bear :

wasn't ready for the last one