@kellyandbats: Currently accepting contract offers from @NFL teams for an undrafted running back who lacks all spatial awareness. NFL Scouting Report: • Speed: 11/10 • Flexibility: Spine is pure liquid • Ball Security: Will trade for bird on a stick toy • Awareness: -5/10 Currently accepting NFL offers. Must accommodate an 18-hour sleep schedule. Look at him! You can’t teach that kind of talent. Mostly because he can’t hear you. 🤪 #fyp #nfl #ferret #foryoupage #capcut