We use a water gun when they aren’t listening. So we quite literally scream “I GOT THE GUN!!” They’re 13 years old now so for 13 years our neighbors think we threaten gun violence every day.
2026-09-15 03:26:27
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Will Warren :
“Jax get the fuck in the house before I body slam you into the fucking pavement” actual words I’ve said to my dog at midnight
2026-09-15 11:07:26
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Whiskey Foxtrot :
My wife is very petite, 5'1" lady and this is the voice I hear when the dog goes to far lol
2026-09-13 08:25:45
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Kittysdoodle3 :
“Oh my god no please don’t do this” my whole apt complex hears when my massive reactive dog decides to get zoomies on a walk
2026-09-15 17:35:11
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jb (james barnes) lover :
Actual thing that happened to me was I said “get your ass BACK in the house before I kick it from canine to feline” and my neighbor who was outside in his backyard (I didn’t know he was there) said “well good lord” 😭
2026-09-15 14:38:50
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M :
"YOU'RE GONNA BE THE STAR FOR THIS YEARS CHRISTMAS TREE"
2026-09-15 17:25:31
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ashtondropdd :
bro mine wrapped a leash around me in pitch black and I fell back in slo motion 😂 and to top that off she was whining cause she couldn’t move 👴
2026-09-15 00:52:01
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Sunnie🌻💛☀️ :
“YOU WILL BE TACOS DO YOU HEAR MMMEEEEEEE!!!!!” The princess herself
2026-09-15 16:02:17
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undeadsmoke13 :
“I’m gonna beat tf outta you, *insert dog that’s misbehaving at the time*” hope my neighbors don’t think I’m serious 😅
2026-09-15 11:16:14
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Erica 💗 :
My big fat cat got out and ran under the neighbors car once and this is how I sounded trying to get him. They came over the next day and asked if I got him back. They were listening on the camera 😭
2026-09-15 01:08:20
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Madismarie :
I am cracking up!!! I always think 😬 hope no one hears that!
2026-09-14 21:09:26
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Chels :
Only TRUE animal owners know this type of crazed anger! Doesn’t matter the breed! But any non animal owner that hears shit like this thinks we’re all abusing our animals 😂😭 THIS IS THE MOST PUREST FORM OF LOVE AT OUR ABSOLUTE WITS END!!! 😂
2026-09-15 10:36:32
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Madison :
“That’s it you’re going in the soup!” (Me yelling at our cat named Beans)
2026-09-15 11:24:40
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k-7456 :
“Why are you the way that you are?!?!”
2026-09-15 11:19:37
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Beez :
No one sees me worst or hears me more than my neighbors and the convenience store manager lmfao
2026-09-15 02:00:25
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Krystle Wager :
Me…. Every… day. Telling my 4 that the neighbors can exist on their own lawn. That truck can drive by. The horses can stand at that part of the fence AND they can run around the pasture chasing each other. Dogs need not get involved 😂
2026-09-14 18:38:05
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🌱jay ☆darrvik's mutt☆ :
me outside at 3 am trying to get my 6 mo aussie to pee instead of picking up fucking pinecones!!!!!
2026-09-15 07:12:49
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OleWickedDoc :
Take my to the pound once a month to remind them what they got.
2026-09-15 16:30:51
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️ :
I yell at my dogs that they’re going to a Chinese market if they don’t stop barking. I hope my neighbors know I’m not serious it’s just the only thing that makes them stop
2026-09-15 15:15:37
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