@aaahlil: PHONE: YEETED 🤣🫱 TIKTOK: DELETED 😅✌️|| in all seriousness this is canon || #ingloriousbasterds #aldoraine #hanslanda #viral #fyp

Orca/Warren :

Finally Hans Landa slander instead of an edit, thank you for this masterpiece

charlie_kirk_deserved_it :

Just rewatched cause I forgot for so long & just recently remembered how much I’ve loved this movie & that it was like my favorite movie in the world as a little kid alongside Django 😂I swear to god for some reason this & Django were my first real favorite movies that wasn’t some kid shit like Star Wars when I was in elementary school lmao like I forgot & only recently remembered how many times I had rewatched this movie & Django since I was a little kid when they came out & all the way throughout my teenage years but I hadn’t watched them in awhile & they held up way better than I expected like I thought i thought they were gonna be kinda dumb & corny but I actually loved them just as much as I did as a kid which suprised me cause I’ve literally never heard Tarantino talk for more than a minute or probably even 10 second & not immediately wished he could be str4ngIed to death cause he’s so fuckin annoying😭& also he just disgusts me with how much of a gross pervert that he literally wrote a scene into the Robert Rodriguez movie From Dusk Till Dawn where he gets to lick women’s feet cause he’s a freak & that’s his fetish lmao & then he has continued to this day to still put parts in his all movies from the 90s till now where the focus of the shots is a barefoot girl or just straight up close up shots of her feet & the camera will either keep the girls feet in frame or literally linger on her feet for way longer than there is any reason to considering there is literally no reason in the plot for the girl to even be barefoot in the first place like he did in Jackie Brown where he had the blonde white girl walk around barefoot in booty shorts & a bikini top literally the entire fuckin movie😭or the kill bill wiggle your big toe scene, or the inglorious basterds scenes where he clearly wrote it into the plot that the German actress character gets shot & has to wear a cast just so there could be the scene with landa fondling her feet so Tarantino just fuckin disgusts & creeps me out he also was friends with Harvey Weinstein 🤢🤮& Im a masc bi guy who’s very much attracted to women lol so its not like im a girl saying this i just sincerely hate straight cis men😭

ⓐ :

this is so amazing it’s convinced me to come back to the inglorious basterds fandom

⦻Džesika🇱🇻 :

🪽🫍 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮 🦢 :

He would have 100% said this to Landa if this audio existed back then😭✌️

Unit_Inf :

where can I see this for free 🤔 (broke fr)

lando 🦇 :

THE SONG MATCHES HIM PERFECTLY ONGGG

OLAF’S #1 BABY DADDY :

Why am i laughing its not that funny stop (also inglorious basterds mention🥹)

ayirk 🪖🍏 :

THIS IS FRYING ME SO BAD

Anderson :

I AM the target audience ‼️‼️

💫 🎧 🦈 :

Is this not him singing

🇩🇪 ⸝⸝ 𑣲𝕽AINE :

This is what aldo sounds like to me

Bombo :

Holy vocals 🔥🥵🥵

Почему ты плачешь? :

fartjoshi 🥨 :

BRUHHH

frau🇦🇲 :

I found A DIAMOND

🐊🐞🍋⭐Vale💐🪖🇬🇧🍎 :

napoleonpaws :

Geschnitten BrØt :

🇸🇮🎣powerofense3 že🏓🇻🇦 :

on fyp

Luke :

kuznetov+drydock=-million(s) :

♰ :

GурsуСrusаdеrOfficial :

lol

𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒂_💟 :

Yes I 100% head canon Aldo to say you got them sissy boy hands with that exact accent