I visited Farmstead Ferments a while ago. Apparently people visit Farmstead Ferments for the fermented foods. This is what the reviews say. Mommy also mentioned pickles. I remained focused. There are vintage clothes. Finally, someone in this family remembered why we leave the house. The shop itself is charming, slightly eclectic, full of interesting things, and has an excellent teal door that clearly understands the importance of making an entrance. Inside, I discovered racks of clothing requiring immediate professional inspection. Mommy said we were “just looking.” I don't understand why she continues to say things that have no legal standing. I found the wardrobe selection appropriately interesting, although I do have concerns about the height of the racks. Accessibility for extremely small fashion professionals remains an issue. Ferments: apparently excellent. Vintage clothes: I have notes. Atmosphere: delightfully weird. Door: exceptional. Mommy's shopping budget: inadequate. Would return. Preferably with someone else's credit card. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — Morticia Local Culture Correspondent Elder Mall Goth Independent Retail Inspector 🖤 #shoppingtrip #scottsvilleva #morticiamerlina #blackpug #centralvirginia - @morticia.merlina