@naufal123p1: let me explain. my neighbor has one of those ring cameras that points at the street and apparently it has been recording everything that happens on our block for the last three years. every package delivery. every dog walker. every time i come home after shift and sit in my cruiser for twenty minutes because i don’t have the energy to walk inside yet. all documented. all archived. so imagine my surprise when he sends me this clip with the message “you might want to see this.” and it’s my patrol vehicle. Past midnight. rocking. and then i get out. alone. smoothing my hair. adjusting my belt. looking around like i’m checking if anyone saw. which apparently someone did. a camera. mounted directly above my parking spot. pointing straight down at me like god himself installed a dashcam. i want to be very clear about what was happening. i was looking for my phone. it fell between the seats and i had to climb over the centre console to reach it. the rocking was me leaning across the passenger side trying to grab it from under the seat. the hair smoothing was because i had been upside down for ninety seconds. this is my official statement. i am not taking further questions. 😏
