@memezar: Mother Monster finally became somebody's actual mother😭 Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child, and the internet was absolutely not prepared for the reveal. The couple had kept the pregnancy and details of their baby extremely private, so seeing Gaga suddenly step into motherhood had fans collectively processing the news all at once. And of course, the internet immediately remembered that she has been Mother Monster this entire time. Now fans are joking that the baby is going to call her "Gaga," while everyone else is basically fighting over who got to call her Mother first. "She was my mother first" and "mommy" pretty much sum up the chaos perfectly. #memezar #Ladygaga