@notinregz: How I retired at the age of 22

Shadrech :

So what’s step 2

leftoverpapaw :

Twin! Except my robot leg is on the left, and I was 21, and it was my job to keep OTHERS from getting blown up(I apparently sucked at my job)

Jacks Lures :

Oh lawd

Maximus ⚔️🛡️ :

step 1.....

Skankin’ Frank :

Retired at 31, and step one was enlist at 24 while step two is get your head bashed around till you cant remember sentence while youre saying them.

elite_ek :

Sounds legit ima try 👍

Dagen :

first step is always the hardest.

Madden :

Ok any other young retirement ways

Jackoby :

Not service related

Alfredo Soto :

And the VA says it’s not service connected

Carlitos Way :

Ian Gribble :

It turns out if you ask several people where the bombs are on base you will be questioned by OSI , NCIS, CGIS, and what ever the other ones are will question you I found that out from one of they guys I met in maintenance he got kicked out for being a security risk

MuzzyPinata🇪🇺 :

what the......

Ryan Langley :

oh how I love our dark humor

garrett4 :

Okay I tried that and they missed now what?

Greg Monstein :

I did that same step. Tho I got lucky, I am told, and did not lose any parts.

truckminster fuller :

step 3: profit

Matheaw Allard :

😂😂😂 I loved this

Max :

Now this is beteran humor 😂

Jester Stark :

I retired at 24 it just required me to have autoimmune disease

jimmywarren :

thanks for the tutorial!

silent_cookie :

step 2 watching your friends get blown up jk lol

Taylor Reece :

Rogue Kitsune :

So you just got to get a leg up on the competition. Be a little scattered about. Living like you dont have one foot in the grave

SergeantOIF :

This is sound advice