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Friend Computer :
note to self. if i ever get drafted, mention birds and goth girls
2026-09-14 11:06:11
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GooberTheKrogan :
Pro Tip: Don't tell them you like metal detecting on the beach 🤣
2026-09-14 11:44:06
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Red Crow Speaks :
"why are you here?" "I like birds" "god help us"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-14 13:14:50
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Vexanie Zinovia :
I wanted field meteorologist, but my math score was to low. So they offered patriot missile op and maintenance. They couldn't trust me with a weather radar, but a guided missile..🤔 should be fine. 🤷♀️
2026-09-14 12:17:07
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Chris Evans :
"Gerald bit all of em."
2026-09-14 12:36:32
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illirdrian Prime :
I want to call BS but after 8 1/2 years in Army and another year in the Air Force this is actually believable
2026-09-14 10:06:59
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Niss :
This is the definition of "lie on your resume, learn fast on the job"
2026-09-14 18:42:10
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(Not photographed) :
Gerald also outranked him, whenever there is an animal and a handler the human is one rank lower (at least) so abuse is punishable by court and the humans HAVE to train how they are trained to train.
2026-09-14 18:49:24
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showingthelinks :
as someone who wanted and wants to be a falconer(it's really expensive) the only qualifications for learning it is really only that you like birds( and have the money to take care of the bird but that's not a problem for a government bird).
2026-09-14 11:07:07
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The Storyteller :
the hawk: "I NEED MY BATTLE BUDDY"
2026-09-14 19:31:52
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Ninja turtle :
“I like birds” 🤣🤣
2026-09-14 06:21:02
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Anthony Musarra :
Nah this checks out perfectly 😂
2026-09-17 02:02:25
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Dad of Dragon :
"you wrote birds" and that was the entirety of the military logic. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2026-09-14 12:45:08
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J123 :
everything i hear about the military id be surprised if this isn't real
2026-09-16 22:55:22
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KB2ISU :
Has anybody heard…
2026-09-16 23:51:06
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Joseph Thomas :
I knew how to type better than mosf guys, I was behind a desk forever.
2026-09-16 22:26:06
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WooThePewPew :
Been in almost two decades and this is the most believable thing I’ve seen on this app.
2026-09-17 00:59:54
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Toxic :
grandpa avoided Vietnam because he was an irreplaceable member of the bases bowling team
2026-09-14 12:34:12
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Derpiclese :
I just kept saying “I liek birds” and it kept working!
2026-09-14 15:18:50
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MrAnimater :
"what was your role in the military?" "Pokemon Trainer"
2026-09-14 19:34:07
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Trey 👻💙🖤 :
Like he had opinions about the route made me laugh out loud
2026-09-14 04:24:21
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Beenjamin :
This needs to be a movie ASAP
2026-09-16 23:11:09
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CanyonnT :
this really shows how smart the military is tbh military has a problem they need fixed guy has an interest in said thing military provides all training to said thing guy gets training military gets a problem solved
2026-09-14 16:27:35
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Elle J Willard :
i wud absolutely F ing LOVE this as a job with training just put though cos I wrote 'love of animals' on a form 😂😂😂
2026-09-14 00:16:19
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