one time when i got out of the shower i went down to the kitchen without a towel or clothes on and smacked my cheeks while eating a banana and my dad saw me and started crying
2026-09-15 22:10:04
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fortbortfartbart :
i used to shit on the floor as a kid and blame it on the dog, and wehn my parents caught me they whooped my ass and told if i did it again they would put my face in it, so when my dog really did shit on the floor they thought it was me so they shoved my face in the shit.
2026-09-14 23:43:09
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Said Zina :
Oh nvm there’s levels to this shi
2026-09-14 21:16:54
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caleb :) :
ok im more normal than I thought
2026-09-14 17:00:38
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suit :
as a kid while brushing my teeth naked in the shower i'd act like i got shot and spit the toothpaste out dramatically then let it drip down my body as i "bled out"
2026-09-14 21:55:51
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snunt7 :
See how everyone exposing themselves in taking my shi to the grave
2026-09-14 19:45:19
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yumi :
Dj myself and put it on everyb toothbrush
2026-09-14 17:53:31
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𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓲 :
i had a mucus bottle
2026-09-14 23:00:40
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natty :
"Sucked it up out of the ground"
2026-09-14 16:29:09
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FlappJacc :
Nobody said this was a safe space btw😭
2026-09-14 21:29:58
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KeepitonnaLoww :
What’s up with yall and piss
2026-09-14 17:29:49
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Tendon slop :
I don’t know if I want kids now
2026-09-14 20:57:08
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Masterschief2006 :
I was gonna say jumping around, making weird noises and movements, and imagining your self in edits. But seeing the comments made me feel better💔
2026-09-15 00:08:53
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Yleismurheilija :
Comments reminded me that a human really is just a random ass combination of somewhat functioning replication machines, just some ancient bacteria fused together and shit😭
Like what are we doing bro
2026-09-15 00:48:05
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charlie chode :
Why tf everybody peeing and poo pooing every where brah
2026-09-14 20:19:43
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:
thought i was weird but im starting to feel like a NORMAL person😭😭
2026-09-14 21:53:18
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sean ✝️ :
One time I said fr*ck 💀
2026-09-14 21:53:42
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The Preferable Negro :
Me reading all these comments
2026-09-30 05:38:44
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maya :
i always blamed my cat when my mom had to wash my stuffed bears because it smelled like piss whole time i was riding its nose till i peed on it😭😭😭😭
2026-09-14 23:01:04
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ً ❀ :
Used to watch neighbors or randoms with binoculars thru my window as a kid. I mean 6-8 hours a day without stopping 💀 they felt like ants and I enjoyed observing other humans living life
2026-09-14 21:05:18
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Chad Smith :
I coughed one time without covering my mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-14 18:13:56
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browniustownius :
Why do all the comments have something to do with q bodily fluid
2026-09-14 22:35:26
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Joystick👀👀 :
“Sucked it up out the ground” dude
2026-09-14 18:56:52
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Jack :
why are everybodys story involving them being very young and something with poo or pee😭😭😭
2026-09-14 20:57:28
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Nav :
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PISS RELATED HOOPLA
2026-09-14 16:41:00
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