@itsdjbaker: #dj

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My dead best friend used to flaunt that he was always the first to tell me happy birthday, so in order to keep it that way, he always set up a pre-sent message that would automatically send itself at midnight of my birthday. 3 months after he committed, I was studying for an exam and got a “happy birthday!” from his still active account

Kin0🥖 :

Fluent English without a single grammatical error

isaac from binding of isaac⚛️ :

"yoo bro hop on roblox" instead of multiple slurs

mysecret._.3 :

or when my girl text me saying she’s busy lil bro😂😂😂

londn.4 :

“yo whats up bro”

Aarush :

Yo bro hop on the game.

Gabriel :

My dead hb texted me “yo Wsp bro”

STARZ :

Hol time it’s his girl

Eden :

"yo wassup bro, wanna come over?" "you died from cancer in 2022."

️ :

nah literally bro said “HAIIIII”

Ian :

"how's your day been"

￴￴ ￴￴￴ ￴￴￴￴￴￴ ￴￴￴ ￴￴￴￴ ￴￴￴￴￴￴ :

“hey! how are you?”

🎼𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂!🩷 :

one time I got a full sentence.

Smirking_raphinha :

"hi friend" after his bio saying he was dead for 2 months

bomb💣 :

My friends sister tried imitating him to know more stuff about what we talk about and I immediately knew that wasn’t him

Daniel :

if it is grammatically correct, no misspells, no normalized slangs on the text

crddun14 :

he didnt talk to me for like a month when he got a girl and then he started saying "lol"

Giggles🙊🙉 :

The fact the he isn’t ignoring me and answered second after my text

✝️ ⳩ :

. :

My hb texted me and said”what’s up bro” but he’s usually says “bitch hop on call.”

toood0o :

“what is up homie!😎”

Syren :

My dead hb once joined

CR0N0$ :

When your hb texts you and he uses commas, and proper grammar.

Solar flare🔑🌙 :

I got hacked and my hb instantly recognized it wasn’t me from my typing

kairo6623 :

If he don’t say THE word in 5 sentences it ain’t him