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Monday 14 September 2026 16:09:21 GMT
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mrs.mhanson11 :
I will adhere to the rules thus stated with one exception. Every plate of mine will have crab rangoon on it, no if ands or buts, thank you.
2026-09-14 20:32:00
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user252154 :
no ma'am first plate is always crab legs, second plate is also crab legs this plate is surf and turf with crab legs
2026-09-14 22:34:06
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AngryMongol :
this is the way
2026-10-31 22:37:02
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peterahoff :
I remember the first time I went to a buffet with a Chinese immigrant, and she was completely baffled that I put rice on my plate
2026-10-31 22:43:57
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AnittaMarie2224😍 :
absolutely right 💯
2026-11-01 03:02:43
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artfulivia :
"You can be gluttonous and woke at the same time. It's called range, bitch!" Incredible 😂😂😂
2026-09-14 18:14:00
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Seraphine_Sss :
Correction-expensive proteins. NOT chicken, white fish... Nothing meh! Get the oysters, get the steak, get the lobster, get the crab legs that you want - fist plate, second plate should be your most wanted stuff, wait and you might not have enough space for it later! Why bother with the normal stuff when you’re here to enjoy?? Then get salad as an in between dish to just have a mouthful or two of different textures when you start to get sick of things. Once you start to feel full, switch to your dessert stomach! Doing it this way.. 9 to 12 rounds easily, with 2-3 rounds of dessert and 100% value for your money.
2026-10-31 06:41:42
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TheOnlyNydia :
I love a good fried rice but I start with seafood first
2026-10-31 22:38:04
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Freddy :
my dairy allergy has officially marked me free from judgement at a buffet cuz I can't get pizza even if I wanted to
2026-10-30 20:54:33
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Lola 🇨🇦 :
This is why I don't go to buffets. I cannot eat enough to make it worth the money
2026-10-12 03:13:26
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Titil0la :
Thank you for your advice…I do not care for your judgement or any country’s judgement. It is “all you can eat buffet” not “all that the society decides what is acceptable buffet”
2026-10-11 15:44:36
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215Coffin :
We call the pizza, nug, fries, section the American corner of shame.
2026-09-14 23:20:20
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BunnyDruid :
My main goal, when I go to a buffet, is to cost them money, my secondary goal is to need an anti-acid after
2026-09-14 23:20:52
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user7652497841455 :
I abide by thess rules with 4 small deviations: 1. We only drink water at the buffet. 2. Soup and fruit are allowed, if it supports your digestion so you can keep eating. 3. We always use the ice cream machine with a specific hand motion (IFYKY). 4. Pay your waiter/waitress $10 to tell you what to stay away from!
2026-09-14 22:33:31
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TheDewMonster :
And if the crab legs being served, queue up behind the old ladies waiting for them to come out fresh. Gain points to step aside to let them go ahead. Once had a lil old lady behind me and made sure she got her plate full then she pointed out the best of the rest. Kinda looked out for me. One of the best buffets ever.
2026-09-14 18:52:18
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audioalignedFeline :
My friend and I occasionally go to a ‘order all you can eat’ Japanese place, and literally with every single round we’re grabbing two plates of the beef carpaccio. I love sushi, but I’m not getting anything with rice, it’s sashimi only. Then it’s alternating the yakiniku and miso steak
2026-10-12 06:05:03
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ahoythereru :
Went to AYCE kbbq and was like "get that short rib / ribeye" every. Single. Round we ordered more meat. We paid $40 each person we're getting the good shit.
2026-09-24 01:50:04
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JJ Watt :
i ate 4 plates of spicy snow crab, followed by a plate of fried rice, and dessert. how did I do?
2026-10-12 02:45:31
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Choice Dad :
This is good info. I’m in a new relationship with a lovely Korean woman and I haven’t met any of her friends or family yet. I’d hate to embarrass myself in front of her and them bc I loooove the fried rice and noods.
2026-09-19 16:22:16
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Michael Miyoshi :
For Asians the buffet is a battle between you and the restaurant to see if you get your money’s worth or if the restaurant makes a profit off of you.
2026-10-01 14:54:50
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Keith Glover :
my Thai mother in law only liked one thing about my lily white butt. when she took everyone to the buffet, she didn't "waste her money" on me.
2026-09-14 18:52:40
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Angel 🖤 :
always start with the seafood.. all the crab legs
2026-09-14 17:50:42
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kymzwick :
I’m assuming 5 plates of crab legs is ok?
2026-09-14 19:15:27
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Ellie💜✨🏳️🌈 :
My autistic ass eating the same thing over and over and just wanting as many plates of the same thing as I can possibly eat😂
2026-09-22 10:41:34
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Nancy :
Neurospicy here. I’m going to eat an inappropriate amount of crab Rangoon
2026-09-14 23:32:17
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