My spouse understandably hasn’t forgiven me for the time I, in my sleep, turned to point at the ceiling and I said, “I’m sorry for the spider demon on the ceiling!” To a man who is both arachnophobic AND doesn’t do ghosts lol still don’t know what possessed me that evening
2026-09-14 22:28:19
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RedButtonMatt :
I mean marrying your own sleep paralysis demon is its own….something, I don’t know what but it’s something. Have at the!
2026-09-14 22:07:05
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ArtInvader :
“The Lord doesn’t live here” sent me 😂
2026-09-14 20:19:11
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micae1as🦊👓 :
you're the most "nobody rescue that man" man I've ever seen and i love that for you 2
2026-09-14 18:31:56
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Raven🕯 :
I knew she was walking towards him when he started backing out of frame lmfaoooo
2026-09-15 22:07:10
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Og.God.of.Revelation :
The ghost in your kitchen convinced her to do it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-15 22:41:31
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Pockhetz :
this is the EPITOME of golden retriever / black cat relationship
2026-09-15 01:49:21
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Puddles🐸💚 :
you're funny. my husband thinks he's safe too. 💚
2026-09-14 20:50:04
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-⃝⃤𓊈𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖔𓊉-⃝⃤ :
I’m sorry homeboy did you turn a taquitos into a fricken mini pizza?
2026-09-15 19:48:09
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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot'96 :
you're such a green flag for those responses 😂😂😂😂 love it
2026-09-14 20:13:39
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ElderDragon93 :
I knew she was coming at you when you started to back away slowly 🤣
2026-09-15 02:21:25
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Marc marc :
one man happy all man happy
2026-09-15 13:10:42
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Redheadfrog2222 :
It’s fine 😏
2026-09-14 22:25:41
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KaylaDanielle Morale :
"normal" is overrated 🤣😂
2026-09-14 19:44:48
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Chris Wintersmith :
We all like dangerous women
2026-09-14 19:16:55
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Chelsea Ritchot :
My partner has like the worst parasomnia ever. He will scream bloody murder and then lay back down snoring. One time he sat up, pointed to the door and said there’s someone downstairs. I was like what? And he repeated himself. Keep in mind his eyes were open. I didn’t sleep a wink that night. He also sometimes whispers don’t look behind you. She’s behind you. In his sleep. I don’t sleep well haha.
2026-09-15 02:51:06
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traie kintop :
she loves you because you look whimsical and like a gnome and she absolutely loves it. you're going to have a bunch of little gnome babies that are all witchy
2026-09-14 20:11:17
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Crimson.WolfShade🇪🇸 :
Does anyone know where I can find one of those for myself?
2026-09-15 02:39:02
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Justin Benavides :
I got a buddy, he's strictly only ever been gothic women, he called me up one day and say "Dude! I'm getting married..." ok cool, who is and when, "Dude! she's Mexican and gothic, don't remember asking her... but it's happening".... 🫨🫨🫨🫨 he said the same thing, "Send no help" 😂🤣
2026-09-15 08:19:28
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nooklom :
great now I am craving taquitos.
2026-09-15 01:48:55
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