@thedailyshow: Desi Lydic might want to recall lunch altogether this year #DailyShow #LunchTips #Recall #BackToSchool

💜 Mrs Shukky 💜 :

a bag of doritos never gave me food poisoning 👍🤣

VT :

From now until forever I'm using the term crotch droplet. LMAO

Martín Solís :

💙Potential_Future_Nonsense💙 :

‘Crotch droplet’ is sending me 😂😂😂

naokiatkinsmusic :

Shop at your local meat markets. We have one in my town that has been here for over 100 years. I drive by the cattle I eat every day lol

Mira :

GENUINELY HOW ARE YOU GETTING SALMONELLA IN THINGS NEVER ONCE RELATED OR NEARBY CHICKENS 😭 Mangoes??? what?? 😭

stevemcqueennevervaped :

That vomitting is Oscar worthy.

kahless :

I'm glad ppl are realizing that white claws are part of lunch

Abz 🍉 :

You know what you could give your kids? BRAWNDO! Because it's got electrolytes 😂

LarryLeveen :

Have never been so happy to have a veggie garden this year. Jeez….

Retired People Pleaser :

How do you get ink in tofu

Maelinerika :

Cardboard, how about cardboard? Just cook it in water, take it out, add alittle salt and pepper and it taste great.. high in fiber, good for gut health

Dr Fin :

“How do you get ink in tofu?” That was literally my reaction when I heard about the one 🤣

Tesa :

Unfortunately true!!

InfatuatedHeart :

😂😂😂 Desi is a legend.

Murph Murphy :

things feeling awkward

ValN 🇨🇦 :

lol lol lol lol lol 🤣🤣🤣 And seriously what’s wrong with a little white claw for lunch??

shmuli lev :

poison control lololololol

GlobalGirl :

😂 i almost thought she was really gonna give lunch advice.

J :

Strawberry whiteclaw will spice up that lunchbox 😁😁😁

Jaymefar :

Pop, sugary sweet pop!!!😹😹😹

idk.imb0red :

So there’s salmonella in the veg, I wonder what’s in the chicken nuggets 😭🙏

🌝 :

This is so dystopian like actually

Sun Flower :

Make food with your own hands

Schottenlord :

omg 😭