My favorite one to use is “my parachute never deployed”
2026-09-14 20:10:48
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Ollies_thoughts :
Go with mysterious! ….Try “you know when youre on a plane and they pilot says ‘your window blind must be open for landing’? ….well that’s no joke.” Mic-drop, and leave.
2026-09-15 20:08:38
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Ave :
New one should be “I got mauled by a bear”
2026-09-14 19:34:00
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Nora :
Yes I find it rude too. I hate it. There are also a lot of people who dont know when to stop asking questions. “Oh okay a car accident, Why did it happen? Who was driving? Where did it happen?" Like stop. What are you trying to do? Just because youre curious doesnt mean you should bring up someone elses trauma
2026-09-14 20:34:10
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Mary :
I had a horrendous scar on my right arm from cancer surgery. People would ask me what happened, I would tell them I got in a knife fight!
2026-09-14 21:08:30
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katydid_crochet :
I say shark attack 😅
2026-09-15 12:00:47
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judyallen709 :
lol!😂 You are a hoot! Great answers! ♥️
2026-09-15 21:43:06
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Ashleigh Zimmerman :
So funny! One of the first things my family joked about, when still inpatient before rehab, was making up stories my son could use one day. It was a decent coping mechanism in the heat of the trauma. 🤷🏼♀️🤪
2026-09-15 03:57:38
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100percentthat1 :
while thats unfortunate...you know its the first thing on EVERYONE'S mind when youre in the room. so, whats worse - having that or an elephant in the room 🤔
2026-09-15 12:54:50
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ChefPierogi :
2026-09-15 01:33:14
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Jerry Gerald :
hey you are such an amazing person and I like your style and I believe that you are having a great moment I think that we all suffer in different ways but God gives us the opportunity to make it better and you doing it well if I have the opportunity to live close to you I will definitely take you out in a date but I am far away I just wish you the best and have a blessed day 🌷
2026-09-14 19:38:46
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keith murphy :
Why do you have a beautiful smile.
2026-09-14 19:38:16
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psow :
I love u.
2026-09-14 23:01:36
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Dennis Medina Varela :
sos la mejor amiga
2026-09-14 19:37:04
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Bodzio Bogdan Sienkiewicz :
jesteś cudowna!
2026-09-15 17:33:18
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user8945474280990 :
привет красавица
2026-09-15 03:47:22
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Jimz62 :
the way you live and do things I wouldn't even know you were paralyzed,you are amazing.
2026-09-15 17:05:55
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5150 :
🥰 Absolutely beautiful ❤️
2026-09-15 19:05:55
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user9388733200403 :
تحياتي لكي يا جميلة
2026-09-15 17:53:37
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Sorti :
good day good allll
2026-09-15 15:25:36
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FirePig305 :
You should reply after with "how'd you get stupid"
2026-09-16 18:41:10
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DearAvonlea :
Say you had a pelvic exam that went wrong!
2026-09-17 01:23:55
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