@madamesweat: "He eats in bed. Crackers, chips, the works. And then just goes to sleep in it." That's an actual letter I got this week. And I have thoughts. Short answer: it's not just a mess. Crumbs in sheets attract more than you'd think, and you're breathing that in for eight hours a night. But that's not even the part of my answer I want you to read. Follow Madame Sweat on Substack for more juicy letters, honest takes, and the stuff nobody else will tell you. #DearMadameSweat #MadameSweat #EWHeEatsInBed