@lightblueshyguyy: “It’s time for the garter toss” 🫩 disclaimer: it’s your wedding do whatever you want #comedy #weddings

wafflelord0 :

Dry wed-

Daya Reeha (they/them) 🇵🇸 :

Cash bar at a wedding is TACKY

unknownuser :

I blacked out at the dry wedding I went to

Lindsay :

I don’t need alcohol to have fun, but I do need alcohol to have fun at a wedding

Graham :

Dry wedding is just a test of how well you can pregame

I'mHereForTheComments :

you summoned the gen z Puritans

COCKroach :

My partner and I plan on a dry wedding because we both come from families full of abusive alcoholics. But I'll be damned if the drink bar isn't gonna have cool mocktails and soda options, just water at a wedding sounds like hell

The Coconut King 🥥👑 :

Dry weddings are the worst. “Why is no one dancing?!?!” Babe, they’re BORED. 😑🫩

Skimbleshanksabs :

I work at a wedding venue, trust me we hate dry weddings too. No drinks= no tips

lanna ˙ᴗ˙ :

i understand why someone would want a dry wedding but subjecting everyone else to that seems extremely unfair

404 user not found :

Nonalcoholic is fine, but a cash bar is crazy no matter what. I'd rather have bottles out of cooler than pay cash for anything at a wedding

alyssap475 :

went to a nonalcoholic wedding and the self serve soda bar closed right before dinner. Just water 🙃

Zsmugala :

Y’all do know some people can’t afford an open bar or a bar at all, right? If no alcohol or a cash bar means you aren’t going to go, then you weren’t really the bridal party’s friends to begin with. It’s not about you

matt :

Roll bills

Rose :

I dont drink but I would NEVER have a dry wedding because being around my drunk family is so fun

Erin Long :

Just don’t ask what’s in my water bottle (it’s liquor)

wagongurb :

esquire_steez :

Lemme get so black out I ruin the weddding for everyone else!

sports are lame :

*best man appears with an acoustic guitar*

Jacqui Z :

Best thing I ever did was marry into a Catholic family, who only believe in open bars at weddings

xayb___ :

“A dirty soda bar” 💀✨

Starla || Kristal's wife 🌠📣 :

Why do people need alcohol to be at an event?

The Great Tempura Wizard :

coming from a former alcoholic, yall are weird about booze