@thatferalfairy: Okay Portland, I was supposed to be fact-checking a fake post about Lake Oswego getting renamed “Lake Portland” and somehow ended up 13 years deep in a fight over who gets to use the actual lake. 😂 And the more I read, the more I kept thinking: Wait… what? Because for years, you could live in Lake Oswego, drive past the water every day, watch people boating all summer, and still not really have a way in unless your property came with lake rights or a deeded easement. So this was never just “Lake Oswego vs. Portland.” Some people who lived there were locked out too. Then in 2012, the city blocked people from entering the lake through three public waterfront parks. Two guys sued. One of them lived in Lake Oswego. And that fight dragged on for 13 years. Here’s where you lose me. I totally understand: your dock is private. Your backyard is private. Your house is private. But the water? Come on. If the water is public, telling people they can stand there and look at it but not get in is just… weird. And apparently a lot of Oregonians felt the same way, because once public access finally opened at Lower Millennium Plaza in 2025, people showed up with kayaks, paddleboards, fishing poles and floaties. After all those years of fighting about what would happen if “everyone” got in? Mostly… people paddled around. The city counted thousands of entries that first summer and reported zero injuries or accidents involving people using the new public access point. Thirteen years in court. Then a bunch of people showed up with SUPs. That part made me laugh. But this part got me: Imagine growing up ten minutes from a lake, loving the water, seeing it all the time, and knowing the answer was basically: not for you. Nope. If you had lake rights growing up, didn’t have them, got kicked out, fought for access, or still think opening it was a terrible idea, I want your story. Because I have a feeling this one is going to split the comments straight down the middle. And yes, I already know which side I’m on. 😂 ❤️ — Larie Use: #PNWPassport #LakeOswego #OswegoLake #PortlandOregon #PortlandMetro
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Dino :
It’s great but like lowkey the river is better
2026-10-06 14:29:29
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Ilovlilena :
Gotta invite friends too!😆
2026-10-06 13:33:29
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huntess415 :
Natural resources are not just for the wealthy - we all pay taxes
2026-10-06 02:38:11
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WLnamkrow :
It was really a fight over being told they couldn't, they didn't really care about access, they just wanted something someone else had.
2026-09-19 03:59:09
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Defender :
Lake Oswego should only be for people that live in LO. But all people, but just those on the lake. an LO residence comes with a park pass. to make it public is stupid
2026-10-02 00:51:06
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Karen Lugar :
Who does maintenance to keep the lake clean? Where is the private dump the maintenance crew uses? If the residences around the lake don’t want to share with the public, then put up electrical fences!
2026-10-02 21:34:32
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nope :
now my friends and I use the lake for bathing and pooping
2026-10-02 14:36:43
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Evan Meza :
Drained immediately [Tears of joy]
2026-09-15 22:09:47
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appleuser89557235 :
Succor lake.
2026-09-15 02:49:37
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paullipska :
they call it lake pesto in the summer ☀️
2026-09-30 05:31:51
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tracy.is.allin :
I live in the same county, but I’m not sure why people want to live in Lake O. . It’s like a crowded , expensive tourist trap
2026-10-03 13:47:22
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MildTantrum :
My black friend called it lake no negro. 😂
2026-09-25 13:12:20
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❌🦋🌻🐈⬛Kat’S World🦋🌻🐈⬛❌ :
But here’s the thing - the residents around the lake are STILL solely responsible for the upkeep, drainage and maintenance costs. That’s bullshit. Every resident should now be paying an excise tax to the town to cover the costs.
2026-09-26 13:03:51
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ɸlētos :
It's not even a real lake, AND it's DIRTY AF!!! 🙄😅
2026-09-15 14:10:30
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Vexed :
Wealthy people have the audacity to hoard OUR PUBLIC LAKES just because they built a house near it. so sick of the wealthy
2026-10-01 03:52:10
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Carbenme :
You mean the end of the tualatin river. They’re draining the lake this month to scoop out all of the manure and pesticides. Yes it’s a pretty lake with expensive homes and it’s not all that.
2026-10-05 09:55:36
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Daphne The Lux Realtor :
It's a lake! We have a shit ton of them! Manage it the way you manage every other one. How is this a conversation?!?
2026-10-05 02:29:50
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Runstile :
The fight wasn't just over proprietary use and availability. The residents wanted exclusive rights but refused to foot the bill for maintenance, so city and county residents ended up eating the cost without any of the benefit. Next up: a bridge from Lake Oswego across the Willamette to Milwaukie! 😂
2026-10-05 21:36:19
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littledanna06 :
❤️❤️❤️
2026-09-15 01:11:52
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Vince :
😳😳😳
2026-10-05 08:02:51
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