Flexicutioner
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Monday 14 September 2026 22:45:02 GMT
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Tik Toker :
You can’t poop in the rain
2026-09-15 13:24:07
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Moon✰ :
Why would they duck? Are they a doctor
2026-09-15 03:02:34
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IwantCobalt :
He was lowkey onto something if you don’t think too long about it
2026-09-15 01:10:14
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Juan :
Because bath tastes better than rain
2026-09-15 06:17:57
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Bart :
This is why I run around naked in the rain
2026-09-15 12:21:46
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gamer ultra dragon slayer pro :
"people are happy when they have shit in their toilet bowl but all of a sudden sad when they have shit in their food bowl"
2026-09-15 07:42:03
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daydream :
I'M SO PROUD OF THE COMMENTS TALKING ABOUT CONSENT THE WORLD IS HEALING
2026-09-15 02:20:08
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Oskeeb :
Reminds me of an old Aesop fable about a demon or something venturing into the regular world, and met a man out in town. It was cold out, and the man was blowing air onto his hands, and the demon asked why he did that. "To warm my hands up" was the response. The man offered him dinner, so they went home to eat. The man was blowing on his hot soup, and the demon asked why he did that. "To cool my soup" was the answer. The demon huffed and got up to leave, saying he "won't be company to one who blows hot and cold with the same breath," and leaves. It reminds me of this post because while it's a parable about humans being inconsistent, it's also kind of stupid if you bother to think about it.
2026-09-15 01:40:37
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SoggyBiscuit. 🎶🎷🐛 :
That reply was fueled by rage
2026-09-15 09:22:46
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user01996 :
same agrument as "Featherless Biped"
2026-09-15 01:27:21
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. :
Ok but why do they duck? Why don't they pidgeon?
2026-09-15 05:46:32
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notcool7169 :
one is cold, and contaminated, the other is hot, and slightly less contaminated.
2026-09-15 01:25:28
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flutterfart7 :
No one running from rain dawg
2026-09-14 22:59:21
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Jupiter :
You wanna marry them or smth why throw an apple bro
2026-09-15 02:28:58
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gjbhhvvvh :
its a metaphor no bukowski slander allowed on my fyp
2026-09-15 20:13:08
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giganiga :
they will not duck, they human
2026-09-15 10:21:57
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Weird Hungidas :
He had a point until he lowk didn’t
2026-09-15 03:20:06
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Jay :
"People love cookies but hate when you crush them and sprinkle them in their hair" ahh
2026-09-15 11:20:10
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zemethfan :
why would they duck? quack?
2026-09-15 09:04:12
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∞ⁿ :
yes charles i run from millions of cold drops of water to sit in a warm puddle of water
2026-09-15 12:08:25
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V :
Average conversation between Plato and Diogenes
2026-09-15 07:24:07
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sunless007 :
absolutely nobody understanding the quote 😭
2026-09-15 01:40:19
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Solid Cigar :
maybe the real hunger was the apples we made along the way
2026-09-15 01:45:18
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rudeawakening :
This is why i shit in the rain and run from bathtubs
2026-09-15 13:38:32
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