@davidrosecomedy: Australian Infantry hits different #infantry #soldier #funny #crowdwork #comedian

Hubris Speedrunner :

under NVGs, vapes put off a SHITON of IR light, basically lighting up like a fucking beacon. a ciggie is the same little dot under NVGs or naked eye.

Angel :

"what else are we gonna do?" Learn Chinese, apparently.

Jesus :

They don't give you cigarettes at all?

Nikki Roberts 🇳🇿 :

Wait they just give them to you. Time to enlist I guess 🤣🤣🤣

gelousyvismedia :

The Australians that were on the other side of the base I was on in Afghanistan were allowed to drink like 3 beers a night 😭

emiliemarie :

Idk why everyone is hating I mean it’s not the best stand up I’ve seen but he’s at least quick and confident

Frtho810 :

Mango got his shi flamed

Donovan Ralls :

hey man there's only 28,000 of those you better be nicer to them you don't need any of them deserting😂

cj :

A grunt 😭

₊˚⊹ 𐂯 Felix 𐂯 ₊˚⊹ :

Imagine dark at night and they suddenly see a fucking disco light coming from one of the trenches 😭

Veterans Adventures Australia :

They took them out of ration packs years ago but on deployment you can get tax and duty free easily

ryanmacinnes136 :

'yeah, nah' 😁

Jack Hutchings :

meet at aft steerage

Buttercup006 :

Nek minute they won’t allow them any more cigarettes 🤣🤣🤣

Andrey :

In the Canadian army you can smoke weed on base but the only thing is and its a duh you cant operate anything within 24 hours of use

arronkidston :

Don’t quit your day job

CC00 :

Don’t quit your day job mate

🇦🇺🏑 𝓐𝖓𝖌𝖚𝓼🏑🇦🇺 :

nightsea4140043.1 :

You can cover the display of a vape with the same hand you’re using to hold it. Have fun trying that with a cigarette

AACFC2023 :

35yrs Regular Army and never got smokes in a ration pack or "given" them on deployment or exercise. Its not 1944.

James thompson :

cover the light with your hand and ghost it nobody will know you're there, can't hold in the ciggie smoke and don't think you want to put your hand on the burning bit

LSTAR IS MID :

terrible "comedian"

EvilRollingCactusOfDoom :

Join the army, sell the cigs

Alto-Angle :

please dont disrecpect the men and women that served us. i get your a comedian, but yeah be careful.

armanibraat00 :