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Yes, interview like they’re applying for the secret service. Ask them medical questions like the nurse asking for your medical history and list of meds at the doctors office. When was your last annual physical? When was your last doctors appointment and why? Do you have ED? When was their last dental appointment, do they go every 6 months? (Wanna make sure that man child can and will take their health seriously and won’t expect you to do it for them). When was their last std screen, require to see the results. Allergies? In therapy? Any mental health diagnoses? Cats, dogs, other, all the above or no animals? Are they opposed to baby fluffy cows, a pet raccoon, possum and/or skunk? How’s their relationship with their momma and daddy? How’s their relationship with the Lord? How often do they see their kids? Are ALL of their exes crazy, because no TF they aren’t. Thoughts on 🌽, yes or no? Ever cheated? How long have you been with your current employer? Own or rent? Roommates? Live with parents? Have a retirement plan? Any warrants out for you, any protection orders, any criminal history? Will they agree to a criminal background check? Any phobias (can definitely use that one to control them), what’s the worst thing they ever experienced, what’s the youngest age you’d date and/or have sex with? whose your favorite Disney princess (this helps discern their preferred type) if their were no laws or consequences for a day, what would they do? What their favorite meal to prepare (can they cook more than a bowl of cereal), if you go to their residence, is the base around the toilet clean, is it clean under their seat, is the seat down? How old are their pillows? What’s their “Roman Empire”? Any girls that think they’re in a relationship with you? Any best friends that are girls who “she’s like a sister to you”, got a work wife? Opposed to reading smut books, for research purposes? Average life span of past family members and what was their cause of death? Who comes first, your mommy, me or the kids? How would they respond to someone disrespecting you, especially their mom or other family members or close friends? What is standard treatment versus princess treatment?
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