matthew
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Tuesday 15 September 2026 19:45:10 GMT
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heygeeinlondon :
This should be played before the movie starts in the cinema.
2026-09-15 20:17:49
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Palace144 :
I’d buy a book of your notes
2026-09-15 19:49:44
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Kris :
Also, if the theatre is almost empty don’t pick the seat right fucking next to me. 🙃
2026-09-16 01:03:21
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Ella 🌺 :
NO REAL cuz why has everyone forgotten how to act in a cinema lately it’s disappointing
2026-09-15 19:47:30
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🦂 Little Scorpion :
I would like to add, no smelly/stinky foods that you bring like it’s a picnic
2026-09-16 07:15:12
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FENRIKt1ao 🏳️🌈 :
My father eats with his mouth open and it fucking pisses me off. It’s the burden in my life
2026-09-16 23:25:10
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🦋Jayne🦋 :
The cinemas just need to show this before the lights go down!
2026-09-15 20:12:00
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Luke McDonnell :
Omg I take my shoes off ngl
2026-09-15 21:27:17
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Marta Zet :
Snacks in LOUD packets should also be banned.
2026-09-15 20:18:02
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T⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢❤︎ :
I went to see Michael back in May with my mom and these girls came out of the toilet and they talked out loud 💀😭
2026-09-16 13:22:06
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Alva :
Last week I saw Cabaret in London and there was a woman on her phone in the show!
2026-09-16 08:51:07
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BingHUHGaaaay🏴 :
Thank you for this lesson Lestat De Lioncourt
2026-09-16 20:36:46
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Tasha :
Armrest and extra drink cup holder use is only acceptable if no one is sitting next to you.
2026-09-16 03:17:59
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nightmarebeforelizzy :
I remember seeing Nosferatu when it came out and during particularly quiet bits, the dude next to me kept straw fucking his slushie and I wanted to jam it down his throat 😑
2026-09-16 08:58:49
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BournemouthMetal :
I sat on a strangers phone because they wouldn't stop using it. It was Endgame. they got it back after the movie. He looked flummoxed when I took it off him and put it under my butt. 🤣
2026-09-16 04:42:13
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pinkcollarjayne :
my partner told an older woman to put her phone away as she was messaging on full brightness and she said "my daughter is about to give birth" like im sorry but that's not our problem 😂 why are you at the cinema
2026-09-16 13:40:24
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Birdysbookclub :
Heavy on number 1
2026-09-15 20:10:29
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Nissan UK :
First note 🤌
2026-09-16 14:20:17
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MegisDaria :
I like that you called it your “fun drink” true
2026-09-15 20:21:15
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Steph Louise :
My shoes will always come off and go under my seat, obviously with socks on!! but I can get comfier 🫠🫠😂
2026-09-15 20:22:54
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Maddie :
👏👏i work at a cinema, you have no idea how messy some people are, some of the messes i have seen are atrocious, you wouldn’t do that at home, a lot of time it’s not kids making the most mess. Also if someone is constantly on their phone, if you go to the loo just get staff to go sort them out
2026-09-16 08:41:13
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Rocco206 :
I’m going to call it my Fun Drink from now on until forever
2026-09-15 20:04:07
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Chubbs :
I've found a new cinema about a 40 minute drive from me and I won't go anywhere else now due to them having recliners and so much room. I am however that person that will shout row 3 put your phone away 😂😂
2026-09-16 04:57:31
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