@_darkdoomhoney: I’m a little worried about this person ngl #comments #dramaticreading #candles #fyp

anythingfordeb :

I took too much Benadryl one time and was genuinely texting like this and at the time I remember struggling but thinking it made a little bit of sense. I was horrified when I woke up the next day reading the shit I was texting 😭

DdTheDuck :

I thought I was having a medical emergency

Moriah Luk :

This is what it’s like trying to text my mom

Spaghettimancer :

Thoughtfulmagpie :

oh if we keep doing this we'll really fuck up generative AI or that's what wizards do when they ice cream on the hike some of the time plus fifty

f.yj02 :

I saw this the other day 😭

iris⸆⸉ :

what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

canwetalk :

“smaller*” is such a funny bit

chloe :

unfortunately this is how i text anybody after 8pm

NyxIsSleepy :

The way you read that so fluidly was really impressive ngl

Kayla0Kayla :

I saw one of those great pictures that you can brand as your own pace from the sales process and ends with the calming essence of fresh air and water weight.

bisexual demon :

the only way i could be happy with my hair right about the time of year was when my mom had to get a new one for my hair appointment because she had a bad rash on the way to the hospital

Bill Skarsgard's Bottomlip :

Reji Ex :

okay, I legit thought it was me

jess jones :

Saw this the other day

Jayfeather5x5 :

my -guess- is that theyre trying to say that bc they burned candles all the time it caused soot (bruising)? and that it'd get on everything when they were smaller??

Ollie :

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it but you have a hard day and you don’t want me working on your day so you don’t want it all the way through so you can do your job I would be able do you have to work

mirroredLife 🇨🇦 :

i don't know if you are going to be able to make it tonight or not but I will be in the office tomorrow and will be in touch with you to make sure I have the correct email address for you to use the hydrolic for the same thing as well as the other one you have to install a custom operating system to your phone when you are using the computer and you can use it to help with mosquito bites.

࿐ ⁑ kᥲs⍴ᥱr | #1 yut lung fan :

I need to know what they were trying to say

Krystal Marie :

This is what I sound like when I’m getting a migraine

banshee lunaris :3c :

smaller is the key for the vignere cipher used to decrypt the comment

junia 🐆 :

the most common way for the two of them was to make the first one in each other and make them both separate from the other two in each other as they are separated by the same thing they have been together since the last one

ventitogame :

i was at walgreens yesterday i had the same thing happen to me and my friend was like i was sick of the virus

QueenArtemiss :

Honestly this sounds like the emails I sent to professors after being awake 28hrs and fucked up on meds when I had kidney stones and whatever else was going around that month (my poor immune system was shot). I’m pretty sure those emails are the reason my history professor didn’t fail me (I missed like 9 lectures because of the damn kidney stones/catching everything on campus that semester)