@derekgaspard: #Meme #MemeCut

PresenceOfMinez :

Boss: were very short today me: i missed the part where thats my problem lol

adelinetill :

I said I have cancer I think😂

UnholyAnimosity :

u ppl give them an excuse? I just tell em I aint gonna be there

Lord Farqueef :

I don’t even give them a reason anymore. I’m just not coming.

she williams :

so if you could give me one more day off I can save the world sir 😂

user3687774331507 :

i tried this with my lPO and now im getting sent to Fort Lebensworth

🇺🇸S⋆G⋆T - B⋆e⋆r⋆t⋆r⋆a⋆m🪖 :

My job would ask for proof for every excuse: “explosive diarrhea: Prove it” “puking: prove it”😭

Steven Swanger432 :

Crazy when you still always show up to work

Easton :

THE KIDD :

call in and tell them you have EPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

Nonya Business :

I literally just say I need a day and won’t be in today. Never been questioned about it, but I also don’t call out very often.

Sweeney81 :

TotallyJawsome2 :

WheezyOhBaby :

Work has been overwhelming lately, and I used a stomach surgery excuse; I am missing today because of insomnia, but the insomnia might actually be true, and the lie is that I am going to the doctor.

Pilot :

ahahahahhaha

Chris Spear :

Valiano Afoa :

Krys :

LMFAO! 😂

DaddyDoopYT :

Hemroids!!! Always a good enough excuse to get ya by. They hear anything technical like that and boom your good they don’t wanna hear any more than that lol

markkelson415 :

I think I know Spider-Man

𝕁𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕠 :

I work 3 jobs at 16 while being homeschooled and going to the gym my boss understands if I need a day off

ST_Zach94 :

No need for an excuse with PTO.

Murph :

lmfao

THE KIDD :

TELL THEM YOU HAVE ANAL GLAUCOMA... AND YOU DONT SEE YOUR ASS COMIN IN TODAY

keylea03 :

Need me to call in and tell them there’s an emergency?