gavanm1234 :
I sit at my desk and I stare at the screenBut my mind is away on a whole different sceneI just want to scroll through my FYP pageBut my manager’s staring, he’s fueling my rage"Get back to the spreadsheets, we need the reports!"While I’m trying to watch all these comedy shortsI am so sick of the corporate grindThey are stripping my sanity, losing my mindEvery email that pings is a slap in the faceI just wanna get out of this miserable placeCan I look at one dance? Can I see a quick trend?No, it’s "hop on a call with a client, my friend"And they wonder why workers are ready to quitWhen you micro-manage every single little bitI don’t care about synergy, logic, or chartsI just want the trends and the musical partsBut I gotta pretend that I'm clocking the hoursWhile my energy sours, defeated by powersThat block the Wi-Fi so the app doesn't loadMan, I'm ready to snap, I am bout to explode!(Chorus)'Cause I am whatever you say I amIf I wasn't, then why would I say I am?In the office, they don't give a single damnI just want to be watching my TikToks, man!Yeah, I am whatever you say I amIf I wasn't, then why would I say I am?Got my phone in my lap, trying to slam the spamBut I’m stuck in this corporate traffic jam!
2026-09-17 11:58:12