I feel like Europeans don’t wake up with a taste of “I wish a mf would” everyday like we do
2026-10-04 15:34:41
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Hattie 🖤🇺🇸👑 :
I can’t fathom someone trying to rob me at nothing-point 😂
2026-10-05 13:23:27
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djay934 :
I ate a gas station hot dog the other day because it “sounded good.”
2026-10-03 01:04:16
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Tawnia :
Also, we’re tired of everything and we’re actually looking for a fight
2026-10-03 02:43:10
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Travis :
“A city rat is not afraid of a field mouse” honestly? Bars.
2026-10-02 19:23:03
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Ø|i\/i@ :
it's 7:52 am I just cracked open a cherry coke and a pop tart leave me alone
2026-10-03 11:54:41
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Myesha the Explorer 🧭 :
I was born in the 80s. I’m damn near radioactive
2026-10-03 11:34:06
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AnnieBoBannie* :
I've needed to hit something since 2019, tbh
2026-10-03 13:48:57
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JustAGirlAndHerGoGoBoots :
I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
2026-10-03 02:56:27
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KD :
"I had titanium dioxide for breakfast" 😭🤣
2026-10-03 09:32:28
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Garlic thyme :
I am made up of red 40 and yellow 7.
2026-10-02 22:37:33
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kate finnerty :
I washed my adhd meds down with a cherry coke celcius for breakfast this morning. i'm disappointed nobody tried to pickpocket me in europe this summer.
2026-10-07 05:09:52
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Mega :
bro I have macro plastics in my blood
2026-10-07 06:59:17
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abigail :
that’s my secret, cap. i’m always angry.
2026-10-07 07:24:16
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feral millennial 🎀 :
I had gas station pizza for dinner. On purpose.
2026-10-07 05:47:58
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Leslie_moonchild :
At least have a knife or something, I think I would still fight for my phone and passport
2026-10-06 14:35:58
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heathercoann :
😂😂 This is funny. Titanium dioxide 😂😂 truth
2026-10-03 12:25:33
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Mike_Ziemba :
I'm not getting robbed by the cast of Les Mis lol
2026-10-04 15:31:57
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JCD :
if I'm on vacation in Europe, it's a rare event. I'm not letting Oliver Twist ruin it
2026-10-03 03:02:55
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ninna_leven :
I PREFER gas station sushi.
2026-10-03 12:40:32
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GrunnydeJackson :
My friend was asked (she said very politely) to not return to France after she literally beat a child pickpocket with her belt for trying to steal her phone. Then she got the lil girls address (no idea how) and showed up at her house to cuss her parents out in perfect French. 😂 She said the police said she was dangerous. In America she’s not even had a parking ticket.
2026-10-03 12:59:23
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Eternal Meat :
I CHOOSE to microwave and eat styrofoam cup noodles every day. I have had so much micro plastics that i have become a macro plastic
2026-10-03 12:09:57
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JJ :
Listen, they're getting soft Americans too. The ones that can afford to travel.
2026-10-03 05:38:06
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allie🦋 :
a city rat is not afraid of a field mouse was the perfect way to put it like that is so fucking funny
2026-10-03 01:49:19
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