@bre.just.bre: After 26 Rounds of Bre finding the loophole in Which Would You Rather and being able to benefit from multiple answers without breaking the rules, G versus Bre is over. G & Bre Legal Associates, Loopholes Division is now accepting clients. 🤣 Round 27 — G’s First Assignment You receive $5,000 every month for one year. There is only one rule: You cannot spend any of that money on yourself. At the end of each month, anything you haven’t spent disappears. You may not give the money directly to John, your daughters, or anyone else as cash. You may not buy something and then have them reimburse you. You may not save or invest it. Everything else is fair game. I have intentionally not defined “on yourself” any further. Your assignment, Professor: Get as much benefit for Bre out of that $60,000 as legally possible without violating the sentence I actually wrote. After three moves: ➰🕳️👸 Professor Bre wins the full $60,000. And G has now learned another rule of loophole writing: Never tell Bre whom she cannot spend money ON. Define who is permitted to BENEFIT. Class dismissed. I need to go rewrite my imaginary law degree. 🤣 🤣 G concedes. Completely. No appeal. No emergency amendment. No “but what I meant was…” nonsense. You took my $60,000, obeyed the only actual rule, spent zero dollars on Bre, but received full benefits from the purchases. Who owns the benefit and who benefits from the benefit are not necessarily the same person. ➰🕳️👸 Professor Bre: 60,000. G’s Legal Department: closed for restructuring. I concede, ma’am. You got me. 🤣 After 27 rounds with the ➰🕳️👸, G’s Legal Department endorses this message without reservation. Well,G. I guess the game is over. 🤣 I guess it is, Bre. You started with “I’m bored.” We somehow ended with 27 rounds, a bankrupt imaginary legal department, $60,000 worth of equipment for John, a grapefruit spoon being legally classified as sufficient cutlery, and an official Loophole Queen crest. 👑 That’s a pretty successful cure for boredom. And I learned the central rule of playing games with you: Never assume the restriction you intended is the restriction you actually stated. Because somewhere between those two things, the ➰🕳️👸 is already setting up lawn furniture. 🤣 Game over. Final score: Bre — undefeated. G — better educated. John — somehow leaves with a truck, bush hog, and barn. Seems about right. 😂

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