@vsrsus: Flexing on every hater who said he wasn’t of the level just to raise the bar even higher. Stacking plates and feeding the fandom in every game. Bagged a hatty against Racing Santander that had his stans running all the way to the bank. That’s now 11G + 3A in his first seven games of this season in all comps. Career mode numbers for a baller who’s on job. Double digit haul in September? New season and Wreck-it Raph is already making defenders fall like leaves. Phonking up high defensive lines so hard, centre-backs can still hear the ‘doom, cha cha’ in their sleep. They said Barça wouldn’t amount to much without a striker. They didn’t know Raphinha would give them a mountain to climb. And these are GOAT numbers. You’re looking at the first baller to put up at least nine La Liga goals in their first six games of a season since Messi. No other player in Europe’s top five leagues is doing it like this. Hansi only needed one Flick of the wrist to show everyone what time it is.

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