@netflixisajoke: Just happy to be here #FelipeEsparza #standup #comedy @felipeesparzacomic

ctrl+alt+cutie :

the first time i took my rescue for a car ride he thought i was taking him back

Victoria :

That’s why I used to show my dogs the commercial with the homeless dogs and that one song 🎶 in the armmmmms of an angellllllllllll🎶

Christina Martin :

“he better get better mijo”🤣🤣

Fernando Ponce Molina :

My husky listening to this 🤣😭😭

mr.leigh91 :

The Sick Dog 🤣

Kelsey ❤️ :

I wanted my first dog so bad the cost of food and vet bills doesn’t sink in fully until you really doing ts for 10+ years. So even if you thought about it, you better REALLY think about it lol

Netflix Is A Joke :

🎤 Felipe Esparza: Bad Decisions on Netflix

Xolly :

Yup, our little chihuahua won’t even ride in cars cause she’s scared of being returned 🥹

JJ :

Me, thinking $200 at the vet is a steal 😭

Ellejae. :

Mine didn’t get the memo. He’s a hellion. But I rescued him when he was a baby. He’s only a year old lol.

1gr8twolf :

TRUTH! I brought mine home off the street and immediately it went after my cat and I said listen you do not touch anybody in this house and if you do this one more time, I’m taking you right back to the street. I picked you up and they got them in 100% never touch my cats again. 😻

Kat 💛 💙 ❤️ :

I spent 15k on medical expenses on my first dog. My rescue has insurance and is so well behaved

HellgatoNegro :

gabriel.holy :

My dog cost me $14k in hospital bills last oct 😭😭

⚡ Tiffany ⚡ :

They know everything we say I have to whisper around her 😂😂

Erick Udaman :

THATS MORE THAN OUR RENT🤣🤣

Duchess :

Lolololol!

vapelover69 :

just spent $569 on a cat who can’t pee if he gets stressed out

TikTokTommy0321 :

As somebody who has a rescue dog they’re the best, I wouldn’t trade him for anything in the world

Xavier :

flowercat05 :

Ahahahhha

YoungMedusa :

The dog

choco420bro :

I NEED TO DOGS TO WATCH THIS SPECIAL 🤣

🌙🌙♊️Wick3dAng3l♊️🌙🌙 :

My pound staffy is calm and gentle AF.. didn’t even fuss to learn how to be in the house…my chihuahua i got off the Applebees parking lot at 2 am…he was my training challenge 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤣

Alex Aquino :

I picked up a Yorkie for 100 bucks from my housekeeper. He was a straight breakup dog slept alone with pee pads, no love, no nothing. Now he’s with me living the good life, spoiled, posted… and fully potty trained. And yeah, that little dude listens.