My 5-year-old: “How do you spell Dad?”
Me: “D-A-D.”
Her: “How do you spell ‘I don’t love you’?”
My biggest troll.
2026-09-17 18:31:56
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hittermcgee :
Gahhh dad did you know about chicken parm
2026-09-17 14:08:58
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Mando :
It’s so fun when they start the conversation all the way over because they mess up one word
2026-09-17 22:50:52
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T :
breath KICKIN
2026-09-17 15:56:18
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TonytheDuff :
Wait which cranberries?
2026-09-17 14:30:11
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camillenicolewho :
just sitting there across from them like
2026-09-17 23:46:11
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kbgetsstrong :
NOT FOR LUNCH
2026-09-17 15:11:28
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Brittany Walsh :
“Mom what was your second least favourite toy when you were 7?” - my son at 545am
2026-09-18 00:40:26
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eSzy08 :
I always tell my 6 year old to speed it up and spit it out lol
2026-09-17 17:20:06
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Natalee :
Me: working My 10 yo: "mom how did your teachers tell you 9/11 was happening and how did you feel when you found out about it?"
2026-09-23 03:57:33
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Dena Bobeena :
Then it’s “why did you pack me a SALAD for SNACK!!!”
2026-09-17 21:29:38
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Mcdough76 :
My kid asked for salty circles once for lunch. Went through the whole pantry showing her boxes. It was Ritz crackers 😂
2026-09-23 00:40:56
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dango :
I have learned DO NOT try to interject once you figure out they are going to ask for cranberries on a salad for snack. They will get angry for interrupting and start over.
2026-09-17 16:35:11
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Speekins :
The number of times my 5 y.o. spooked me awake at 5:45 am to help change her Barbie’s dress
2026-09-17 14:50:00
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lisabcurry :
I thought you were going to say “up your nose” because that is exactly what my son did 😆
2026-09-23 03:38:01
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Amy :
This is painfully accurate 😂
2026-09-23 03:39:54
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Train & Able :
They be TALKIN talkin
2026-09-17 19:17:26
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Jazmin D’Yonna :
This is so accurate 😭😭😭😭
2026-09-22 14:02:40
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iyana mm. :
They always wanna know if you knew something 🤣
2026-09-18 15:23:35
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Dirt Apples 🫶🏼 :
And then they’re mad at 10am when the snack isn’t dried cranberries on top of salad because you haven’t gone to the grocery store but they believed this 5am conversation was some sort of pact.
2026-09-17 22:23:27
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JeanneChambers :
He’s a foodie
2026-09-18 15:06:15
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KK :
NOT for my LUNCH
2026-09-17 16:57:59
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Kaity :
Sitting there like this 😭
2026-09-18 23:02:19
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jujusays :
Adding in the occasional “Mum…?” As thought I’m not sitting staring intently DESPERATE for him to get to the point
2026-09-18 12:32:22
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lulu_blu2 :
My son literally woke me up to tell me the duck from his show got his quack back. I'm so exhausted
2026-09-18 06:43:58
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