I physically felt myself taking psychic damage with each story. 💀
2026-09-17 18:25:19
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Cam :
I work in vision care. I regularly have people try on their *reading/computer* glasses and complain that they can’t see far away. Like yes, dear, they’re not for that 😐
2026-09-29 17:22:43
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BH2O :
Schrodingers water bottle
2026-09-17 16:44:31
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Erin :
I used to work at Sonic and a customer asked me what the difference between a 6in and a footlong was. It was a guy...
2026-09-29 16:41:07
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Henry :
"common sense is gone" I worked retail for 12 years, I know 😩😩
2026-09-17 17:17:38
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jjphillylg8126 :
I refuse to believe these are real…I refuse to believe these are real…I refuse to believe these are real
2026-09-17 23:34:28
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SR-71 Blackbird :
We have this lady at my restaurant that will sit where she wants even if it's dirty, ignore the hosts, ask for *everything* on the side, asks for medium rare fries, asks us to redo her meal everytime for some random bull... and tips two bucks at most
2026-09-29 16:20:58
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Basil :
The pizza slice one may have been a joke that just fell flat.
2026-09-17 18:54:09
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RB :
Customer service job is the best way to lose hope in humanity and human inteligence
2026-09-18 07:22:49
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Ashe 🪶🚬 :
I was a server as a teenager. Worked at a Dennys. Have many stories. The dumbest was when a Karen asked me if I could “dim the brightness outside”, so I pulled down the shades. And she went “no, no, it’s still too bright, the lights are still too bright out there. You need to dim them.” Ma’am. I physically cannot control the brightness of the sun.
2026-09-17 16:48:29
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Rory (Red) :
I work at Subway and me and the oven went down for a minute bc apparently if you cook bacon alone too many times it just does that and me and my coworker literally joked/talked about it in front of a customer and he asked me to just cook his bacon bc he didn't want the whole sandwich toasted and I had to explain to him 3 times why that wasn't possible at the moment
2026-09-29 15:53:02
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chefjennamaya :
I hate and love these lists SO much. Infuriating and entertaining at the same time.
2026-09-17 19:43:55
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₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ :
The amount of old people that would ask me ‘what there card PIN number was’ was INSANE.
2026-09-18 05:31:11
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cat elston :
Don’t forget the classic if it’s not scanning it must be free! Not heard that one before!
2026-09-17 18:34:53
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ranchnaround :
I literally can’t with people anymore
2026-09-18 02:51:06
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Karen 🐾✨💫 :
When I worked at a gas station I had this guy who genuinely made a scene because I sold him a “broken water bottle because it was wet on the outside” it was condensation
2026-09-17 18:36:49
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lunitainthesky :
Everyone who’s worked service industry knows this isn’t an exaggeration
2026-09-18 06:46:18
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PinkAPalouza 🔻 :
I think that’s my confession. If not, then that might be my coworkers confession that could be literally anyone’s confession who worked at a dollar tree during that helium shortage.
2026-09-28 15:39:31
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HadesPouchie :
please just remove all warning lables
2026-09-17 17:36:40
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˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. Eli ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. :
Customer: "Do you sell *insert product* here?" Me: "No I'm sorry we don't, but I'm pretty sure *insert store close by* has it." Customer: "Well can you check in the back?" Me: "No, we don't sell that product, we never have, so we're not going to have any in the back either." Customer: "Ugh stop being so stubborn and just check for me!" Me: *Proceeds to "check the back" and comes out telling her the same thing* Customer: "Well you could've just told me you guys didn't sell it instead of wasting my time!"
2026-09-17 22:37:38
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Gibbs :
I feel so much smarter
2026-09-19 01:27:28
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Crow of Judgement :
I worked in a shoe store. a guy came in and made all his decisions based on a dnd dice roll which I found amusing until he asked me to roll the die. I rolled a 1 and he expected to get the shoes for free because I failed. I thought it was funny and amusing until I realized he was serious and became aggressive. the police ended up taking him in cuffs after he assaulted my coworker
2026-09-18 06:37:24
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Alejo Sánchez :
I'm not that smart for so many people to be dumber than me...
2026-09-17 23:40:42
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roxy :
I used to work in a bubble tea store and we had a big sign that listed all the flavors. A lady came in and asked what flavors we have so i pointed at the sign, she then asked me "what does strawberry taste like" and did that with every flavor
2026-09-17 18:19:39
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The Strange Forest Witch :
Had a guy ask me how high above sea level we were. We were in a fishing boat at the time. In the sea.
2026-09-17 21:41:02
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