@eleanorlotte7: I need a Blue Jam retrospective tour so I can be the diva with the unintelligible accent (Hull), who asks the emotionally charged question (dodged) that’s more just a lengthy annecdote (not dodged, laboured by me, humoured by all, but it’s fine I’ve done worse and I always keep going) but really I just love microphones and moments too✌️ (and y’all have to sit and listen as payment for whoever brought in the death runour which really could’ve just stayed between friends, I don’t need that info lmao you don’t either but now you’ve said it for fuck sake… and on the eve of the BST Maroon 5 concert piss offfff, could barely hold onto my extorionate bao buns, anyway I’ll achieve this kind of in the way you’re currently jamming to Taylor swift thinking hmm nice beat). #chrismorris #britishcomedy #brasseye #thedaytoday #fourlions