the worst she can say is "I don't see a father in your contacts"
2026-09-18 11:00:21
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Mr. Valcor :
The way I cackled! this was perfectly well done! 😂
2026-09-19 10:33:22
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KnohaParker 🎯 :
Unus annus should become oral history and passed on through the generations verbally
2026-09-19 02:14:53
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Sara :
Sigh.. fine I’ll watch unus annus clips again
2026-09-18 05:51:37
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healingfrost :
the worst she can say is no "i am a man who owns 5 ovens"
2026-09-18 12:51:36
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gremlin :
the worst she could say is actually "Uhhhh... Oh, It's a lime." "It's an orange." "I love limes. Can I have it?" "It's an orange. Very not ripe." "Mark, they always have orange slices at soccer." "Orange slices at soccer..." "Peeh! Pfft! Bad!" "Jesus, dude!" "Bad! it's a bad lime."
2026-09-18 05:52:25
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kira :
all jokes aside, this is impressive af
2026-09-18 21:57:06
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broken.doll1 :
I love you so much for this (I don't have any mark stickers pls accept this)
2026-09-18 05:25:16
133
Sophi/ 3owlsinatrenchcoat :
“Marrrrrrk… MAAAAAArrrk…”
2026-09-18 06:36:02
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Ally OBi :
The worst she could say is “skrillet. Skriddle. Skrillet. Skittle.”
2026-09-18 17:47:53
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davidheath97 :
If a woman told me to get on my knees, no matter what follows, you best believe I'm obeying like a good boy.
2026-09-18 03:44:32
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BladeTheDarkness :
Delicious reference
2026-09-18 04:22:36
66
Fuck you :
as a Ethan, that first line is the best thing she could ever possibly say
2026-09-18 15:12:23
40
Aries_rising_0 :
Just when I was thinking about how close we are to the anniversary... Time to watch another compilation video
2026-09-18 06:22:28
49
Luna :
worst thing she can say is "UGH! You've never heard of jazz??"
2026-09-18 21:23:26
15
Daniel Gamon :
God I miss Unus Annus
2026-09-18 21:59:27
12
𝔩𝔲𝔠𝔶 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔞 :
‘you’re so mean to me sometimes…’ ‘i’m not mean to you, you’re just dumb!’ ‘kinda mean to me sometimes… and he says.. he says.. dumb, dumb, dumb, idiot.. and i look at myself in the mirror and i say dumb.. dumb idiot… you’re why i’m insecure.’ ‘uhhh—uh-huh’
2026-09-19 13:47:22
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alienblood.jpg 📸 :
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS THIS BY HEART
2026-09-18 23:40:35
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N0tar3alhum@n :
I knew at the “I’m ten feet away”
2026-09-18 06:38:15
15
starkid981 :
something something Simon at Grace "you don't know what you want?"
2026-09-18 19:52:55
6
Hannah :
i’d be so scared 😂
2026-09-18 05:46:34
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Author's Note :
That damn, "You don't know what you want...?" is hands down one of the hottest things to ever leave Mark's mouth. Better than, "I won't break you... unless you deserve to be broken."
2026-09-18 11:35:18
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Kolaa :
My favorite clip from them 😭😂
2026-09-18 04:33:27
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Coffee Sam💚☕️ :
2026-09-18 06:02:59
5
Baergrym :
ok ok but what if she says ARE YOU CLOSE? ARE YOU CLOSE? 🤣
2026-09-18 05:30:55
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