@vaidehimoore: #wifedat

* :

i’m sorry i haven’t texted in 3 days my mom had a C-section

Paramdabom :

double text tho‼️‼️#wifedat

Ethan :

The issue comes from the fact that I’m speculating

harika :

THIS IS FRYING ME PLS

vc.amaludmila :

i was born at a really young age 💔💔 headaaa

Sarah :

I’m not saying there’s any validity to what he’s saying but I will say I went out with a former premie once and he was the fucking worst so like it might be a pattern idk

moon_moon_the_great :

“You don’t understand! I couldn’t even commit to the womb for nine months! You think I can commit to a relationship?”

shrija :

Holy shit bro I hope the sun just explodes soon

clare :

I was born 6 weeks early and I think that says something 🫶

mananya :

He looks like he’s premature tbh

T :

Did this man just give me permission to blame everything on the fact that I was born two months early?

⃟ :

🔥🔥🔥

melina.kop :

Wow. This is… like wow.

aimee :

Oh like, these men are actually serious?

Kelsey✨lyrics/art/cats :

my mom had placental abruption & the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck so… you understand

nyssa :

“i think that says something” oh ok

🦋Johanna Vallejo🦋 :

As he typed it out

kayla :

Due to my premature birth is SO FUNNY

alissa ✨ :

wait me too i’m #stealingthat

Dan :

sonic the hedgehog 🪼 :

Just spiting bar for bar

riwils :

Oh my god??????

Sohini P :

BRO WHAT

Lasya :

I feel like we know who this is

chudToria :

Gonna use this soon