@daemonbakfyre: He’s got an army of bards who are far more extreme than Hasan!

Checkrsgreen :

Lowkey he was cooking when he said Westeros deserved the Dance of the Dragons

Sam JP 🍁🇨🇦 :

He’s not even Westerosi. He’s from MEREEN bro.

badboysosorry :

MEANWHILE, the price of feed for my horses is up a star and a half!

Ariel :

He said Kings Landing deserved the storming of the dragon pit, and honestly that was based.

Wubby Burner :

when are you gonna talk about the young night watch commander Zohran snow?

FennecinFrills (She/Her) :

they really said FOR YOU page.

Cornelius . Admin 🇵🇸 :

Can we talk about how Elon musk was begging to go to the iron islands but he kept getting rejected? i also heard he was just a landed knight regardless of how rich he is?

Syn-Drilla :

Ser Pyke is only a distraction from the fact that more scrolls from the vaults of the Undying are surely being released soon

Carolinaf12 ⸆⸉ ོ :

I’m crying 😂

summer ✨🕯️🌞 :

Number one he's a bard

herdygerdyDude :

They hate that he looks like The Conqueror reborn.

thereelashley🏳️‍⚧️ :

Can’t wait to see this on stream today [Tears of joy]

quinacridonegreen :

every time you say qarth i picture the westeros map in my head and laugh out loud at how comically far away it is. like bro what ARE we doing all the way over there?😭😭

Wes :

Timothy Maidenpool

Joseph :

Hasan Pyke

Aurora Quinn :

Making Hassan an iron islander for the Pyle joke is diabolical 😂

Sara Gordon :

Hassan reposted

viscose :

The Step Stones have been closed for almost the entire summer! This war with Qarth must end!

Becca🐝 :

Brilliant as ALWAYS sir

amanda 🦋✨ :

it took me wayyyyyy too long to figure out this was actual news, I’ll see myself out 😔

sar :

timothy poole

Adagio :

This is the only way I consume news, now 😁 (also, finally listening to your ravens on Lord Bezos's platform)

emily :

emaculategirl :

Yoooo this is such a great take 😂😂

thebaff1edbaker :

Honestly I don’t understand why these are not more popular